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🚨 BREAKING: Trump calls his bone spurs “cowards.”

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🚨BREAKING:
Trump to approve Russian intel before providing it to Iran.

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morning therapy.

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please share.

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Cut. 🎬
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Terms and conditions apply.
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Standard.

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Same excuse. Different payload.

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Results exceeded expectations.

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🚨BREAKING
Middletown, OH—

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“Virtue signalling.”

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FILE PHOTO:
Scott Cement preparing for a deep dive in the Canadian waters of Lake Superior.

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Political satire. 🎭
Slow burn. 🕯️
#SatireFromTheSwamp

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🚨 BREAKING 📡 Unidentified object ejected from dark side of Uranus
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🚨BREAKING
Mirrors across the US begin “reflecting the truth.”
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Political satire. 🎭
Slow burn. 🕯️
#SatireFromTheSwamp

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🚨 BREAKING
The White House is doing damage control tonight, arguing that if Democratic snowplows had cooperated better, the historic winter storm would never have happened.

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🚨 BREAKING
[Minneapolis]
Dog spotted taking Kristi Noem on a …long walk.⌛️

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🚨 BREAKING
Trump keeps forgetting he’s President.
Keeps calling Ubers to take him to the old Apprentice studio at Trump Tower.

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—Fascinating to psychoanalyze the little storm-trooper brains confidently explaining that the person I look at in the mirror every morning isn’t really there.
Bold craftsmanship.
Truly artisanal gaslighting. 💨
You go with that. 🤯
[wipes sarcasm from chin]
🎥📸🎙️⚖️🐀

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🚨BREAKING
Trump resigns. Calls MAGA “losers.” Laughs.
—moves to Little Saint James.
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[might be satire. might be foreshadowing 🤷‍♂️🔮]

#TimeWillTell 🕰️
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—grift complete.
[🔊 distant, cruel snickering]

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Ooh—ooh Mr. Kotter ✋

If Kristi Noem is a puppet
who is the ventriloquist
and where is their hand?

Up your hole with a Mello roll.

#Fascism101
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CANADA HERE—
Here we go again. 🙈

I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’m curious whether tariffs are some sort of macroeconomic tic. 🤷‍♂️
Any experts care to weigh in? 🧠🕷️📉🩺

💝 Bless his considerate heart 🙏

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Filed.
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Filed.
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The Rt. Honourable Mark Carney 🇨🇦🌎⚖️♟️🕊️🥅🙌

Hockey goalie.
Marathon runner.
Central banker.
Harvard graduate.
Oxford PhD.
Prime Minister.

What should concern the fascists most
isn’t the résumé—
he chose to play net.

Real Leadership
Global respect
Moral courage
World Order 2.0

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BREAKING: Furious Trump Forced Into Retreat on Greenland While Mark Carney Delivers a Davos Knockout
BREAKING: Furious Trump Forced Into Retreat on Greenland While Mark Carney Delivers a Davos Knockout YouTube video by Axis & Allies

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#NotOnTheMenu
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