Sid: Well, if that's reading books I'm going back to the telly. What a lot of old codswallop. "The Stranglers of Bolton". Should strangle the bloke who wrote it. Grant Peabody. Gore blimey, how can you write books with a name like that?
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Tony: The only person who could have done these murders is the man sitting over there, so saying Johnny Oxford pointed at...........men are you skinny!
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As it’s #WorldBookDay, why not treat yourself ? (Just make sure the last page isn’t missing. #TonyHancock #TheMissingPage
Now then, a chair must be 8 feet away from the loudspeakers. 250 quids worth of equipment here, all set up, waiting to blast me out of my chair. Bom bom bomb bom! This is more like it.This is better than whodunits. 250 quids worth eh?
All I need now is a record!
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Tony: I suppose Lolita is still out?
Hugh: Yes
Tony: I thought so
Hugh: There's 25,000 other books to choose from
Tony: I've read 'em all. I've been coming here since I was six years old. I've read Biggles Flies East 27 times!
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Tony: Since which time another 24 have been done in
Sid: All UNO typists?
Tony: Yeah, 25 of them in all. Hello, another one's gone. Ooh, what a nasty way to go. Somebody poured water over her electric typewriter!
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Sid: Well, if that's reading books I'm going back to the telly. What a lot of old codswallop. "The Stranglers of Bolton". Should strangle the bloke who wrote it. Grant Peabody. Gore blimey, how can you write books with a name like that?
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Lady don't fall backwards.
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