Daily Simpsons quote.
Otto: Homer had a piece of food stuck to his face for three days!
(Patty laughs)
Otto: And it wasn't little either, it was a chicken wing!
Patty: (Laughing.) Wing!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Listen, you drain-clogging, last-cookie-eating, collect-call-getting sponge! I want you out of my house!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Otto: Please let me stay here. I've got nowhere else to go.
Homer: Forget it. That line didn't work for my dad, and it's not going to work for you.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage.
Otto: Wow! What's the catch?
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Now, boy, we spent a lot of money, so you'd better get real good real fast, or POW!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Hey, I thought I was supposed to encourage him.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Otto: I don't know about this, Bart dude. Your dad's right, I am a bum.
Bart: He didn't call you a bum. He called you a sponge.
Otto: SPONGE?! (Punches wall) I'll show him what this sponge can do!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Otto-Man? You're living in a dumpster?
Otto: Ho, man, I wish. Dumpster-brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a Trash-Co waste disposal unit.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Nelson: Hey Simpson, what are you trying to play?
Bart: Polly-Wally-Doodle.
Nelson: Oh yeah, well it sounds Polly-Wally-Crappy.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
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