Crash (Into Me) kitty_shark Summary: Michael "Robby" Robinovich just finished his fourth of July shift and is headed on his sabbatical, which he describes as three months on his motorcycle on the open road, but is in reality his carefully planned suicide. It's been a long time coming. Only problem is, in an uncharacteristically romantic gesture, he asked Dennis Whitaker to housesit for him. Robby likes the idea of it, of Dennis having his place, being comfortable and taken care of, even after Robby's dead. It's not like he can tell Whitaker he's been in love with him for almost a year. There's no way he'd ever feel the same way, he's just a kid. It's better this way. When they meet to exchange keys, a series of complications—and Whitaker being a motorcycle virgin—throw off Robby's plan to hit the road and get to dying as fast as possible. But it's just a short delay. What's the worst that could happen? Notes: This fic is about 85% complete and should finish posting in the next week or so. Mind the current and future tags. This fic deals with canon-typical suicidality and suicidal thoughts - please take care of yourself. We will also be coming in for a smutty landing at the end🥵 (The Pitt contains multitudes) Thank you for everything, dizzy you genius!
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: The Pitt (TV) Relationship: Michael "Robby" Robinavitch/Dennis Whitaker Characters: Michael "Robby" RobinavitchDennis WhitakerOther Character Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Oblivious Michael "Robby" RobinavitchOblivious Dennis WhitakerSuicidal Michael "Robby" RobinavitchMichael "Robby" Robinavitch Needs a HugMichael "Robby" Robinavitch is Down BadDennis Whitaker is Down BadBisexual Michael "Robby" RobinavitchGay Dennis WhitakerMichael "Robby" Robinavitch's MotorcycleSuicidal ThoughtsHousesitter Dennis WhitakerDennis Whitaker Loves Michael "Robby" RobinavitchMichael "Robby" Robinavitch Loves Dennis WhitakerSharing ClothesAge DifferenceCo-workersPower ImbalanceAlternate Universe - Canon Divergencewet menthe inherent eroticisim of Poison by Bell Biv DevoeErections and Bannisters do not mixThe Boner PillowEventual SmutEventual SexThese Men are disgusting about each otherIdiot for IdiotHurt/Comfort Language: English Stats: Published:2026-04-04Updated:2026-04-04Words:3,021Chapters:1/3Kudos:4Bookmarks:2Hits:57
Overly proud of the following tags: wet men the inherent eroticisim of Poison by Bell Biv Devoe Erections and Bannisters do not mix The Boner Pillow These Men are disgusting about each other
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Finishing up writing today, publishing over the next week
Mind the tags for canon-typical suicidality 🫂
Mind the future tags for 🥵🥵🥵🌶️🌶️🌶️
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