Pretty daft result when I can actually be both sides of this gif. Hearts are back top (kind of)! #TheReluctantJambo

Ok just circling back to this. #Rengers #Shellick #TheReluctantJambo

a man with a beard is making a funny face and says i feel a little weird Alt: Someone says, “I feel a little weird”.

Got to be the first time since the new Rengers were formed in 2012 that I don’t actually want a Shellick win. Wouldn’t mind one, but as a Neutral I’d love a draw. What Is Going On? #TheReluctantJambo #MercedesJens

Hearts lead 1-0, which would put them 7 points clear of Rangers at the top of the Scottish Premiership. Motherwell lead 2-0, which would put them one point behind Celtic. There’s an Old Firm match tomorrow, then the games in hand finally get sorted out next week.

Since nothing can go wrong today (citation needed), here’s a quite incredible as-it-stands Scottish Premiership table. March starts tomorrow. 😵‍💫 #TheReluctantJambo #MercedesJens

Update: anyone who *DOESN’T* listen to Super Scoreboard in full tomorrow night is a sadist. #Rengers #Shellick #TheReluctantJambo

Cartoon of someone praying at their bedside: “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”.

Current outlook. #TheReluctantJambo

Claudio Braga celebrates after putting Hearts back in the lead in a crunch title showdown at Ibrox.

Hearts fans go wild in the away end (well, they’re only allowed a corner) as their team goes 2-1 up at Ibrox.

If you hold onto this lead, I will pay you money in cash. Not corruption, just (temporary) fandom. 🤞 #TheReluctantJambo

It’s so weird: normally if Celtic were a point behind Rangers and losing 2-0 to K*lm*rn*ck, I’d want to vomit loudly. Hearts have torpedoed every rule of Scottish football just by not being rubbish for 26 games. #TheReluctantJambo

BBC Sport: Hearts 1-0 Hibernian after an 88th-minute winner, keeping the Jambos six points clear at the top of the Scottish Premiership.

I’m going to Edinburgh tomorrow for an all-dayer, which means I basically caused this, you’re welcome. #OurNationsCapital #TheReluctantJambo

Although they’re now doing everything in their power to un-cancel themselves. 😏 #TheReluctantJambo

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it Alt: Larry David looks conflicted.

Technically, as a makeshift Hearts guy I should be hoping for a draw here.

But every single Old Firm match since the new Rangers were formed, I’ve just wanted to see them pulverised. (That’s two drinks btw). #TheReluctantJambo

Ed Miliband looks up.

Hearts 2-0 Rangers at half time.

Ed Miliband is stunned.

Ok this is a positive and right now I need two positives. #TheReluctantJambo #Rengers

a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod Alt: Robert Redford smiles warmly and gives a knowing nod to somebody.

Arsenal; Hearts: thank you. 🤝 #TheReluctantJambo #ItIshArshenal

Falkirk vs. Hearts Arsenal vs. Wolves
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Backing a team I don’t support, in the hope they thwart much more evil teams in the league. #TheReluctantJambo #ItIshArshenal

The Hearts title challenge: an ongoing series. #TheReluctantJambo

Can’t even repost my traditional Rangers-dropping-points tweet, since everything went to pot in the last few seconds and it just feels like they won.

(Didn’t think I could hate K*l**e any more, but they always find new ways to disgust me. #TheReluctantJambo #RelegatedKilmarnock)

Aberdeen lead league leaders Hearts 1-0, which would cut the Jambos’ lead over Celtic to just two points.

Aberdeen, read the room. 😠 #TheReluctantJambo

Dundee United are cancelled. 😒 #TheReluctantJambo

a woman wearing sunglasses and a red shirt that says ' hon taroon ' on it Alt: Someone with a “GO SPORTS” sign chants, “TEAM THE TEAM GO TEAM!” When interviewed they say, “Can you just explain what’s going on here?”, and reply, “Thank you, I have no idea.”

For the first time ever I’ve chosen Radio Scotland’s dull 3pm commentary over the organised chaos of ‘Open All Mics’, purely so I can roar Hearts on to the title. 😆🤨😣 #TheReluctantJambo