K*ll*e beat Hearts 1-0.

Hate is a strong word, but if there are stronger words for this club I’d be up for using them. #RelegatedKilmarnock

If you relegate #RelegatedKilmarnock again I’ll pay the club in cash. Still got a lot of time for Dundee after their heroics in 2021. ⚫️⚪️

Rengers 2012 vs. #RelegatedKilmarnock. 🤮

Dundee defeat K*lm*rn*ck 2-1 with a 69th minute equaliser and 91st minute winner, with K*l*ie suffering red cards in the 80th and 93rd minutes.

If we can’t stay in the cup, neither can They. Pretty simple system tbh. #RelegatedKilmarnock

Livingston take the lead against K*lm*rn*ck on the stroke of half time.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance? 😏 #RelegatedKilmarnock

(Also please beat K*ll*e, would happily bribe the league for them to go down again. ⚫️⚪️ #RelegatedKilmarnock)

Not bothered who wins the #PDCWorldChampionship final. I already spend too much of my life praying for the downfall of “Man City”, Rengers and #RelegatedKilmarnock.

Life’s too short: this time, let’s just hope darts is the winner. #TheDarts

BBC Sport: “BREAKING Kilmarnock sack Kettlewell after winless run Kilmarnock sack manager Stuart Kettlewell after a 10-match winless run and the side sitting second bottom of the Scottish Premiership.”

Craig Levein and Amy Irons promote the BBC podcast Sacked In The Morning.

The most entitled club in Scotland (outwith Glasgow) does it again! #SackedInTheMorning #RelegatedKilmarnock

Please relegate them again. I’ll pay the manager in cash, which I imagine he’s quite keen on. #RelegatedKilmarnock

Can’t even repost my traditional Rangers-dropping-points tweet, since everything went to pot in the last few seconds and it just feels like they won.

(Didn’t think I could hate K*l**e any more, but they always find new ways to disgust me. #TheReluctantJambo #RelegatedKilmarnock)

Killie offer Rugby Park to Auchinleck Talbot for Celtic tie Kilmarnock offer to host Auchinleck Talbot's Scottish Cup clash with Celtic.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. #RelegatedKilmarnock

Falkirk lead Kilmarnock 3-0 at half time in the Scottish Premiership.

“K*ll*e Are Back!!! 🤩🔵⚪️”: latest update. #RelegatedKilmarnock

Burnley 0-1 Liverpool, after an 84th minute red card for Burnley and a 95th minute penalty for Mohamed Salah.

K*lm*rn*ck 1-2 Celtic, after a controversial 96th minute penalty from Kelechi Iheanacho.

Fully aware how annoying these two clubs are, but unfortunately their haters are much, much worse, which makes this kinda funny. We go on. #RelegatedKilmarnock

Happy to report that I went all the way to Prestwick via schemes in #RelegatedKilmarnock, a few villages and lots of farms, and didn’t see a single fleg.

It really is just the Local Freak (and only in some towns) running about throwing paint at everything before the fortnightly visit to their kids.

FlashScore: Livingston win 3-0 to take the Scottish Championship title race to the last night. Falkirk and their bald manager (who repeatedly tried to sign a convicted rapist at his last club) are now sweating, having all but won the title a month ago.

Still don’t actually think it’ll happen, but if their scumbag manager fails to win the league (having basically wrapped it up a month ago) it might be even funnier than when #RelegatedKilmarnock got relegated. 🤞

The K*lm*rn*ck Football Club. funny #RelegatedKilmarnock

FlashScore: Ayr Utd 2-0 Dunfermline, in a match that’s captured the imagination of Scotland’s media, with Neil Lennon becoming Dunfermline manager and taking on his old Shellick colleague Scott Brown, then signing Celtic, Spurs and Kenya ace Victor Wanyama.

FlashScore: St. Mirren 5-0 “Kilmarnock”. Lol.

Oh_We_Are_Laughing.GIF #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #BroonieRevolution #BroonieVsLennon #RelegatedKilmarnock

The meme of someone looking disgusted at something.

One second later they look quite chuffed and intrigued at the same thing.

There were three balls left in the #ScottishCup draw: Ayr Utd, Celtic and #RelegatedKilmarnock. So of course we drew Broxburn Athletic. At least we’ll be favourites, mind. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️

Kilmarnock Football Club’s official(?) Bluesky account, promptly being blocked by me. Famously Ayrshire’s smelliest side were gubbed 3-2 by Ayr United the last time they dared to play us in July. They didn’t bother bringing the Ayrshire Cup to that match, because they knew they’d be no match for #TheHonestMen. ⚫️⚪️

Start as you mean to go on eh. #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #RelegatedKilmarnock

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr United extend our lead at the top of the Scottish Championship. We are now three points clear of the chasing pack, with 18 points and no defeats in our first eight games.

And my team won! And we’re top of the league!

And Aberdeen won again (sorry Shellick fans, really want to see someone outwith Glasgow go for the league). And #RelegatedKilmarnock threw it away in stoppage time. Just so much to like today. #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TopOfTheLeague #BroonieRevolution

The meme of the guy tapping his head knowingly.

Slowly coming to terms with “Kilmarnock” scrambling to reach the Conference League, if it means they help the coefficient then get absolutely pulverised eight times in the group. #RelegatedKilmarnock #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr United 5-0 Airdrieonians

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr United are two points clear at the top of the Scottish Championship, with six points out of six, seven goals scored and none conceded.

FlashScore screenshot: Kilmarnock 0-3 St. Johnstone

FlashScore screenshot: Kilmarnock are bottom of the Scottish Premiership, with no points yet, no goals scored and seven conceded.

I mean, just saying like. 🤷 #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #OneTeamInAyrshire #TheBardsXI #RelegatedKilmarnock