English teenager George Finney equalises for Ayr Utd in the Challenge Cup semi-final.

1-1 in the semi-final! On-loan Everton player equalises for #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ The dream is alive! The dream lives on! #RoadToCumbernauld #TheBardsXI

The Ayr United Football Club. gods #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Ayr United lead the Scottish Championship leaders St. Johnstone after 19 minutes.

Ed Miliband is floored.

Ok just back from picking my child up, time to check how my team have started WHAT?!?!? #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Ayr United lead Peterhead 1-0 in the Challenge Cup after an Anton Dowds strike in the 13th minute.

I am once again asking if this’ll finally - finally! - be the year we win the Challenge Cup. #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

FlashScore: Ayr United solidify their grip on fourth place in the Scottish Championship, after a 2-1 win over Greenock Morton. St. Johnstone lose their first league game of the season, so we have cut the gap on the leaders by three points.

Are we back? Are we finally back? #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Ayr United 4-1 Airdrieonians at half time at Somerset Park.

In 2002 when the old Airdrie died (AKA did a Rangers), their last game was against us. When we took the lead, a group of casuals just walked onto the park, broke the crossbar and had the game abandoned.

Have a nice day lads. #TheHonestGiants #TheBardsXI ⚫️⚪️

BBC Sport: Annan Athletic 1-6 Ayr United, in our first competitive match of the season as the Premier Sports Cup group stages heat up.

Yet another summer holiday punctuated with subtle early-morning glances at the phone to see that Ayr Utd have mauled another team of jobbers in the League Cup. Could get used to this tbh ngl. #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Leonardo di Caprio in the Django Unchained meme, but he is wearing an Ayr United scarf with the club badge on the wall behind him.

Also Ayr home games are usually £22, so £13 extra for 5 (FIVE) pints is an absolute steal in this economy. If I wasn’t going on A Big Plane tomorrow I’d be making plans to join in the festivities. #TheHonestMen #TheBardsXI

Ok just receiving word that the Champions League game I’m missing is Quite Good. Fine, I’ll catch the end of it anyway.

Betcha none of the goals are as beautiful as Jamie Murphy’s peach of a header though. The main thing is that football is the winner tonight. #TheHonestGiants #TheBardsXI ⚫️⚪️

BBC: Ayr Utd go two points behind Livingston (with a game in hand) and three points behind Falkirk, as the triple-threat Scottish Championship title race heats up.

Falkirk’s 91st-minute equaliser is the fly in the ointment, but this was a great weekend for Ayr and we’re actually not out of this… #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI #BroonieRevolution

🙃 The thing about it is right: if you’re a 2nd-tier team and you keep an in-form Premiership giant quiet for 87 minutes, then morally, you win. Soz I dnt make teh rulz. 👍 #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

BBC: Yet another win for my team (and Robert Burn’s team), the mighty Ayr United, who defeated Partick Thistle 2-1 to extend our winning run. We’ve won every match so far in 2025!

Well it is #BurnsNight, so his team were always going to get the job done. 😎 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃 #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

BBC: Broxburn Athletic 0 Ayr United 8 (EIGHT) in the Scottish Cup 4th Round.

Jordan Henderson returns from his sordid money-grab in Saudi to net a hat trick and return to the realm of honesty. I think this is our biggest win in my lifetime? #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #WereGoingToWinTheCup #TheBardsXI

FlashScore: Ayr United are now only two points behind Championship leaders “Falkirk”, with one game more played.

“You tell him that we’re still fighting for this title, and he’s still gotta go to the town of Raith and get something and… and, I tell you, I will LOOV IT if we beat them - LOOV IT!” #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

BBC: Ayr Utd 3-0 Raith Rovers after 28 minutes, with a 25-minute hat trick(!) from George Oakley.

You know what a 25-minute hattrick means? It means we’re going to win the league. #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Ed Miliband looking up to the corner.

BBC Sport: Ayr United 3-2 Falkirk after only 42 minutes, with a red card in the 8th minute then four goals in eight minutes.

Ed Miliband looking stunned.

This match needs to settle down frankly (especially now we’re finally ahead). #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

Leonardo di Caprio in the Django Unchained meme, but he’s wearing an Ayr United scarf with the club badge in the background.

Aaaaaaand breathe! #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr United 5-0 Airdrieonians

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr United are two points clear at the top of the Scottish Championship, with six points out of six, seven goals scored and none conceded.

FlashScore screenshot: Kilmarnock 0-3 St. Johnstone

FlashScore screenshot: Kilmarnock are bottom of the Scottish Premiership, with no points yet, no goals scored and seven conceded.

I mean, just saying like. 🤷 #TheHonestGiants⚫️⚪️ #OneTeamInAyrshire #TheBardsXI #RelegatedKilmarnock

FlashScore screenshot: Ayr Utd 5-0 Airdieonians, with nine minutes remaining. Ayr Utd are two points clear at the top of the Scottish Championship after two games.

Leonardo di Caprio photoshopped into an Ayr United scarf with the club crest in the background.

The absolute joy of horsing someone 5-0 (especially a team we’ve got bad blood with), before a whole weekend of relaxing and watching other teams knock lumps out of each other.

Who’ll win tomorrow? Doesn’t really matter when you’re #TheHonestMen. 🤷 #TheBardsXI

Leonardo di Caprio loving life in an Ayr Utd scarf.

Just did a lot of data mining, and it looks like tonight’s match with Dunfermline is Ayr Utd’s first meaningless league game since 2013. I’m going to enjoy every minute of this! #TheHonestMen⚫️⚪️ #BroonieRevolution #TheBardsXI