![The Simpsons meme where a guy lowers his hat sombrely and says, “So there’ll be no [Thing X] then. I’ll tell the grandkids.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kcujk5axdpuer5htjcqi4gq3/bafkreicsysvu5bcyxcokukpjflqgd722axykndobxyyggrvzakiuc4h2xa)
The Simpsons meme where a guy lowers his hat sombrely and says, “So there’ll be no [Thing X] then. I’ll tell the grandkids.”
So there’ll be no trip to Cumbernauld then. I’ll tell the grandkids. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #ChallengeCup
English teenager George Finney equalises for Ayr Utd in the Challenge Cup semi-final.
1-1 in the semi-final! On-loan Everton player equalises for #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ The dream is alive! The dream lives on! #RoadToCumbernauld #TheBardsXI
Ayr Utd lead St. Johnstone 1-0 in the KDM Evolution quarter-finals!
Telt yeese aw, didn’t I? #ChallengeCup #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #ItsComingHameForAThat #RoadToCumbernauld
Pink ticket saying: “QUEEN MARGARET UNION GLASGOW UNIVERSITY presents BURNS NIGHT with RUNRIG (Haggis, Neeps and Free Whisky) on SATURDAY, 24th JANUARY, 1987 8p.m. - 1a.m. MGEWANS LAGER Students and Guests Ticket £4.00”
Runrig doing #BurnsNight at the legendary QMU with free whisky. This would’ve been the greatest night of my entire life, shame I was minus three months at the time, smdh. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #GreatestOfAllTime #NoScotlandNoParty 🏴
Ayr Utd 4-1 Stranraer in the Challenge Cup Last 16, with 11 minutes to play.
When we finally lift the #ChallengeCup, don’t forget that it was my decision to start a nondescript Bluesky thread that kicked it off. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #KDMEvolutionTrophy
Ayr United defeat Dunfermline 3-2 at East End Park, but we were 3-0 up at half time before a quick-fire double made it nervy.
Ayr United Don’t Do That To Me 2025 Challenge. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
My club ensuring that thousands inside Somerset Park (and thousands more in their living rooms) instantly lose that stupid “”Whamageddon”” “”game””. An honest club doing an honest deed. ✊ #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #AYRSTJ
Ayr United 2-1 Peterhead at full time in the Challenge Cup last 32, after a 49th minute winner from Nick McAllister.
Ed Miliband stands opposite Edinburgh Castle with Margaret Curran, trying to look really cool.
The #RoadToCumbernauld starts here!!! This is the best thing a McAllister’s done in December since Kevin made Joe Pesci fall over in treacle (or whatever it was). #TheHonestMen #ChallengeCup #SPFLTrophy #WhitsItCalledCumbernauld
BBC claiming (ludicrously) that Ayr United have signed defender Kevin Holt from Ayr United.
Still time for the BBC to correct their error (which has been up all summer) that my club have signed a player from ourselves. 🤨 #TransferDeadlineDay #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC Scotland: Jamie Murphy stands on the very edge of the penalty box and curls a peach of a shot into the far left corner, making it Arbroath 0-1 Ayr United after four minutes.
You still can’t post your own GIFs on this website, so just use your imagination and imagine this absolute beauty curling into the far corner.
See, when you’re dealing with Ayr Utd, you’re dealing with quality of the utmost quality. Said it before and I’ll say it again. #ARBAYR #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
Leonardo di Caprio in the Django Unchained meme, but he is wearing an Ayr United scarf with the club badge on the wall behind him.
Also Ayr home games are usually £22, so £13 extra for 5 (FIVE) pints is an absolute steal in this economy. If I wasn’t going on A Big Plane tomorrow I’d be making plans to join in the festivities. #TheHonestMen #TheBardsXI
BBC Sport: “Watch: Premiership play-offs - Ayr & Partick still level on aggregate?”
Dunno, you tell me! Stressed out ma nut here! 😩 #PremiershipPlayOffs #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
Dutch footballer Xavi Simons looms a bit fed up.
Was looking forward to Inter Milan vs. Barcelona Part II, then remembered I’ve got to watch my own team lose 3-0 to Partick Thistle in their biannual play-off. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC: Ayr United equalise in the 90th minute to deny “Falkirk” the chance to win their precious trophy this weekend. The entire Scottish media (who have an inexplicable stauner for Falkirk and their not-anti-rape manager) will be greeting into their Falkirk scarfs tonight.
The Falkirk Football Club. funny #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
FlashScore: Dunfermline 1-0 Livingston, four days after Neil Lennon’s arrival as Dunfermline manager brought a 3-0 defeat to Ayr Utd.
Agent Lennon, thanks for all your help this week. If we manage to nick 2nd place after all then we couldn’t have done it without you. #TheHonestMen #BroonieRevolution ⚫️⚪️
AUTV: Champions League finalist Victor Wanyama is sent off at Somerset Park.
AUTV: Victor Wanyama heads off for an early bath, with Neil Lennon giving him a hug to send him on his way.
Update: Victor Wanyama has just been sent off on his Dunfermline debut. #TheHonestMen
Soho The Cat sits trying to look casual, but with his right leg folded behind his body and up in the air for some reason.
Soho is so nervous about this Ayr Utd vs. Hibs match that he’s folded himself into his favourite weird shape. #ScottishCup #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC: Yet another win for my team (and Robert Burn’s team), the mighty Ayr United, who defeated Partick Thistle 2-1 to extend our winning run. We’ve won every match so far in 2025!
Well it is #BurnsNight, so his team were always going to get the job done. 😎 🏴🥃 #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI
BBC live text of Scottish Cup 5th round draw: Ayr United vs. Hibernian at the home of football, Somerset Park.
20 years since we’ve played Celtic, but at least we’ll get a good gate (and a sniff of a chance) against Celtic Juniors. #ScottishCup #ScottBrownDerby #BroonieRevolution #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC: Broxburn Athletic 0 Ayr United 8 (EIGHT) in the Scottish Cup 4th Round.
Jordan Henderson returns from his sordid money-grab in Saudi to net a hat trick and return to the realm of honesty. I think this is our biggest win in my lifetime? #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #WereGoingToWinTheCup #TheBardsXI
FlashScore: Ayr United are now only two points behind Championship leaders “Falkirk”, with one game more played.
“You tell him that we’re still fighting for this title, and he’s still gotta go to the town of Raith and get something and… and, I tell you, I will LOOV IT if we beat them - LOOV IT!” #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #TheBardsXI
Me when play-off hero Michael Moffat returned to Ayr Utd and started banging in the goals again. #TheMoffIsOnFire #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
![Facebook post from Ayr United F.C.:
“What an afternoon at Somerset Park.
You’ve been skelpied.
Ayr [5 - 2] Falkirk
#WeAreUnited”
Underneath it is a picture of manager Scott Brown stood in front of the Falkirk Kelpies, looking really cool.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kcujk5axdpuer5htjcqi4gq3/bafkreicutrak2s7tl5bm4gf7bns3f4qralh4h54fxatf25m5ohohduxdm4)
Facebook post from Ayr United F.C.: “What an afternoon at Somerset Park. You’ve been skelpied. Ayr [5 - 2] Falkirk #WeAreUnited” Underneath it is a picture of manager Scott Brown stood in front of the Falkirk Kelpies, looking really cool.
Posted for posterity (and because only about 2% of clubs are on here yet). #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #YouveBeenSkelpied #BroonieRevolution
The meme of someone looking disgusted at something.
One second later they look quite chuffed and intrigued at the same thing.
There were three balls left in the #ScottishCup draw: Ayr Utd, Celtic and #RelegatedKilmarnock. So of course we drew Broxburn Athletic. At least we’ll be favourites, mind. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC Sport: “In the two all-Championship ties, Queen's Park needed penalties to beat Ayr United after a 2-2 draw, while goals from Mikey Devlin and Jamie Murphy took Ayr United through at Morton's expense.”
The football schedule is now completely out of control, as #TheHonestMen of Ayr United are forced to play two Scottish Cup matches simultaneously to satisfy the bigwigs at the SFA. @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
BBC Sport: Hibernian 1-0 Aberdeen after 52 minutes.
Torn about this tbh. Want Aberdeen to at least try and keep up the pretence of a “title challenge” into the new year, but was suddenly reminded that if Hibs sack their manager they’re going to steal ours. 😨 #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
BBC Sport gossip column: “St Johnstone will seek permission from Ayr United to talk to Scott Brown about their managerial vacancy and the 39-year-old is keen to hold discussions with the Scottish Premiership club, who have also considered Larne boss Tiernan Lynch and Aberdeen coach Peter Leven. (Daily Mail)”
Amazing coincidence, because Scott Brown is clearly saying the word I said when I read this disgusting rumour. 😑 #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #TopOfTheLeague
Why is there no live Championship game on BBC Scotland? I wanted to see two godawful teams slug it out in a provincial Central Belt town to delude themselves that they can catch Ayr Utd. #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️ #PrideOfTheCoast #TopOfTheLeague
The meme of the guy tapping his head knowingly.
Slowly coming to terms with “Kilmarnock” scrambling to reach the Conference League, if it means they help the coefficient then get absolutely pulverised eight times in the group. #RelegatedKilmarnock #TheHonestMen ⚫️⚪️
FlashScore screenshot: Ayr Utd 5-0 Airdieonians, with nine minutes remaining. Ayr Utd are two points clear at the top of the Scottish Championship after two games.
Leonardo di Caprio photoshopped into an Ayr United scarf with the club crest in the background.
The absolute joy of horsing someone 5-0 (especially a team we’ve got bad blood with), before a whole weekend of relaxing and watching other teams knock lumps out of each other.
Who’ll win tomorrow? Doesn’t really matter when you’re #TheHonestMen. 🤷 #TheBardsXI
