Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now An Australian man who bought an American pick-up truck the size of a two-storey townhouse because he thought it would make him look tough, has pulled his head in a little after realising he may be spending $500 a week on petrol by the end of the year. The post Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now appeared first on The Shovel.

The Shovel: "Dickhead With Ute Taller Than Himself Not So Fucking Smug About It Now".

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[Trump, Iran, The Shovel]

"…people had a tendency to focus on the negatives, rather than what had been achieved. “Sure, life for people in Iran may not get better – it could get worse. And yes, we’ve killed innocent civilians and lost some of our own soldiers. And yes, everything is about to […]

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Amyl & The Sniffers Should’ve Labelled Gig a Nazi Rally if They Wanted It To Go Ahead, Police Say — The Shovel Police say they were left with no choice but to shut it down after it became apparent the event was a legally ambiguous ‘music performance’ rather than the more protected category ‘full-blown extremist gathering’.

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Annual 2025 arrived yesterday
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I so need a 😃 laugh

Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website — The Shovel Jamaica is set for blue skies and a light south-westerly breeze with an estimated top of twenty-five, Australia’s new Bureau of Meteorology website says.

"Jamaica 25 Degrees and Sunny, According to New BOM Website" – The Shovel.

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Channel 9 Admits It Went Too Far With 'The Block: White House Challenge' — The Shovel Channel 9 has issued an apology after its latest Block spin-off, The Block: White House, ended in what experts have described as “a total collapse of Western democracy and some very questionable tiling choices”.

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“Very dictator chic” #TheShovel

Channel 9 Admits It Went Too Far With 'The Block: White House Challenge' — The Shovel Channel 9 has issued an apology after its latest Block spin-off, The Block: White House, ended in what experts have described as “a total collapse of Western democracy and some very questionable tiling choices”.

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“Very dictator chic” #TheShovel

Channel 9 Admits It Went Too Far With 'The Block: White House Challenge' — The Shovel Channel 9 has issued an apology after its latest Block spin-off, The Block: White House, ended in what experts have described as “a total collapse of Western democracy and some very questionable tiling choices”.

theshovel.com.au/2025/10/24/c...

“Very dictator chic” #TheShovel

Channel 9 Admits It Went Too Far With 'The Block: White House Challenge' — The Shovel Channel 9 has issued an apology after its latest Block spin-off, The Block: White House, ended in what experts have described as “a total collapse of Western democracy and some very questionable tiling choices”.

theshovel.com.au/2025/10/24/channel-9-adm...

“Very dictator chic” #TheShovel

Aussies Unsure Whether to Be Relieved Or Embarrassed In the wake of Albanese’s successful meeting with Donald Trump overnight, Australians everywhere have noted a weird feeling in their stomach that is one part relief, one part embarrassment, and a thousand parts ew. A year into the second of four Trump terms, and the world has seen multiple times what happens if a world […] The post Aussies Unsure Whether to Be Relieved Or Embarrassed appeared first on The Shovel.

"Aussies Unsure Whether to Be Relieved Or Embarrassed" – The Shovel.

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Linguists Unable to Translate Transcript From Joyce/Hanson Meeting "It's basically just Pauline yelling ‘Yeah but the thing is, Barnaby—BARNABY—no, listen—’ while Barnaby responds with a 14-minute story about a cow that got stuck in a gate. None of it resembled human language” The post Linguists Unable to Translate Transcript From Joyce/Hanson Meeting appeared first on The Shovel.

"Linguists Unable to Translate Transcript From Joyce/Hanson Meeting." – The Shovel.

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“Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant — The Shovel Donald Trump, a man who infamously had an affair with a porn star during his wife’s second trimester, has taken a break from his presidential duties axing late-night shows, to tell people what to do during a pregnancy.

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“Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant Donald Trump, a man who infamously had an affair with a porn star during his wife’s second trimester, has taken a break from his presidential duties of axing late-night shows, to tell people what to do during a pregnancy. In an announcement alongside Secretary for Vaccine Conspiracies, Robert F Kennedy Jr, the President declared that […] The post “Don’t Use Tylenol While Pregnant,” Says Man Who Used Porn Star While Wife Was Pregnant appeared first on The Shovel.

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“If They Don’t Like It Here They Can Leave” Say People Who Don’t Like It, but Are Curiously Still Here — The Shovel theshovel.com.au/2025/09/02/if-they-dont-... #TheShovel continues to hit sixes! “Another protester, Cheryl, said she genuinely loved the country […]

“One migrant, a chook thief in his native England, immigrated to Australia in 1803 and despite his past career and skill set, was reduced to working as a local politician to make ends meet.” #TheShovel

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And #TheShovel is not far behind!!!

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“Boat people from as far back as 1788 didn’t bother applying for passports or visas, were set on introducing their own laws, and, in many cases concealed criminal records […]

Bloated Windbag That Makes Irritating Noise Spotted in Scotland In a confusing turn of events, Donald Trump was welcomed to Scotland by bagpipes this week, with locals unable to tell which overinflated, blustering bag of air was which. Trump is visiting Scotland to undertake the important Presidential task of visiting his own golf courses, but some say they already have enough outdated sacks of […] The post Bloated Windbag That Makes Irritating Noise Spotted in Scotland appeared first on The Shovel.

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This joyful formative experience in frustration has now been passed on to the next generation. Guess who ended up doing most of the sweating for tablespoons of shaved ice? This mom. #snoopysnocone #theshovel #memories #sweat #goodgrief

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UN Scolds US: “You Can’t Have Another War Until You Finish the Wars on Your Plate First” — #TheShovel theshovel.com.au/2025/06/24/un-us-finish-... “The United Nations has issued a sternly worded statement condemning the United States for going for extra helpings of […]

Trump’s Military Parade Cancelled After 20,000 Troops Suffer Debilitating #BoneSpurs — #TheShovel theshovel.com.au/2025/06/15/trumps-milita...

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It’s a grand time for satire! #TheShovel 🙂😎

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New iPhone To Completely Fold, in Commemoration of Trump’s Negotiation Style — #TheShovel theshovel.com.au/2025/04/14/new-iphone-to... “the company had resisted developing such a product to date, but felt that a flip phone represented the essence of […]

Dutton Labels Cyclone Delay ‘Another Broken Labor Promise’ — The Shovel "This cyclone was supposed to arrive on Wednesday. Where is it? The Prime Minister is being tricky with the Australian public by not providing more detail”.

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NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government.

You had one Job…!

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