A few words on "The Summit", ITV's latest attempt to combine amateur mountaineering with social disagreements and a cheap Interceptor knock-off.
There's almost a morality lesson here, but nobody's going to have seen it, because the show was really poor.
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Wish Warren had made it to the end. Dockers should have been eliminated instead. #TheSummitITV
Is it wrong that I genuinely laughed out loud when Dockers fell off the ladder? #TheSummitITV
That wobbly ladder looked precarious as heck. Wouldn’t want to be them crossing that! #TheSummitITV
‘I am basically a God to them’ is a heck of a statement to make when you’re best friends with a vicar. #TheSummitITV
Dangling on a rope attached to a helicopter feels like they just walked onto the set of a James Bond movie. #TheSummitITV
‘Jenny is my next target’ - Why does Dockers talk about people like they’re the enemy he fought when he was in the army? #TheSummitITV
Letters from home? Great to see ITV plagiarising their own shows here. #TheSummitITV
Dockers is like the ultimate killjoy ever. He doesn’t like snowball fights! Somebody should lob a thousand snowballs at HIM. #TheSummitITV
‘I’ve always avoided exercise’ - Hey, Shaun not only shares the same first name as me, he seems exactly like me with some of his personality too! #TheSummitITV
They nominated WARREN to be eliminated?!? Eh? He’s a bloody Gladiator! That’s like being a God! #TheSummitITV
This woman hadn’t washed in SIX DAYS on this? Bloody hell, she must have stunk more than a dog with shit up its bum. #TheSummitITV
I kind of love how the people on this show are more concerned about the money than the fact that Patrick injured himself. It’s like they purposefully cast the worst people in the UK.
Apart from the former Gladiators guy. He’s decent.
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I swear Docker is like every army guy antagonist in the movies rolled into one. #TheSummitITV
Using water as a motivator to get people up the mountain feels like wilfully torturing them. Imagine if you woke up desperate for a drink but some irritating woman popped up out of nowhere and shouted “NOT UNTIL YOU CLIMB PETER JACKSON’S FAVOURITE MOUNTAIN!” #TheSummitITV
'I don't want my hair to get all knotted' - Ah yes, she really is Gillian McKeith's daughter. #TheSummitITV
