Get a root canal 🦷
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Clean a bathroom at Penn Station.
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Learn how to say the Apostles Creed in Plains Cree. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Pretend I like the Filioque. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Race @scottagunn.bsky.social around the world. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Re-take my PhD seminar on Augustine that involved getting called on to explain a page of On the Trinity constantly, at random.
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Go be the secretary at my parish's monthly council/vestry meeting. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Redo my Combat Engineer's DP1 course. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Watch The Room. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Become Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's cellmate. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Argue with a KJV-onlyist. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Play a game of Trival Pursuit against @davidsibley.org while drunk. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Argue with a Flat Earther. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Become a Jehovah's Witness. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Explain the difference between TCP and UDP to a 3 year old. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Make another video for YouTube. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Make a Teletubby outfit. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion
Read War & Peace in Old Church Slavonic. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanWatchTheStateOfTheUnion