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I don't like to make fun of physical things. Especially if they're out of someone's control.
Because that makes all of us targets. So, I say certain things to give background, okay?
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#ThingsMyRoommateSays
This isn't a post about my roommate, this time. She's actually very boring. Whining, (mostly fake) crying, and complaining gets old really quickly. It's rare that she drops gems I can share with y'all.
Yesterday, our nurse basically STOMPED HER. (Long)
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She was talking about (medicine brand name) and she said that it helps her "psychic nerve".
Readers, friends, future Historians; she MEANS "sciatic". 🙄
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Her accent makes her sound a lot like Edgar's wife from Men in Black. She asked for sugar in her tea, and she made the word sound like the wife saying "Eggar".
"Suggar" (So, I guess she also sounds like the alien bug.)
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I was pretty tired, so I accidentally skipped over the WORST thing she said! I can't believe it!
So, she's a WW, and she is divorced from a Black male.
She's definitely one of those "I can't be racist, I had a Black husband" people. (And I blasted her for that.)
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This is something I'm doing to let off steam, keep my cool, keep my mouth shut. It's probably going to be spotty coverage, and I might actually forget about it, but, tonight was a doozy.
Her, to a friend; "Cows have 7 stomachs."
Me: *cringes until I pulled something*
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