Donald Trump is not smart.

1. TrumpCoin - EMOLUMENTS

2. Investments - EMOLUMENTS

3. Real Estate - EMOLUMENTS

4. Quatari Plane - E'FrickenMOLUMENTS

Do you see the pattern here?

#EmolumentsClause #SerialViolator #IMPEACH #ThisIsACRIME #BriberyIsACRIME (TrumpCoin, the Plane, it's all bribery. Buy

A "Wild Blueberry Crumb Cake" in a clear topped bakery box with a square taken out of the exact center of the cake by some godless heathen to which the poster is supposedly related.

I am fairly convinced this is the final sign that my mother is definitely an axe murderer waiting to happen. She claims this is because that center slice has the most blueberry filling. I'm just a very grumpy and unsettled hobbit about it. #FoodCrimes #HowToUpsetYourLocalHobbit #ThisIsACrime