Oh hi look it's me placing an order from Katz's like a dumbass

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If you’re wondering how I maintain my figure (heh), it’s largely homemade patty melts 😍 #pattymelt #burger #thisiswhyimfat

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Uncooked pizza for Wuffles (was cooked after photo was taken)

My cooked pizza! Mamma Mia!

Making fresh pizza dough, having it cold ferment for a few days in the fridge and then making these is just <3
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Mariners prefunk 🍣

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I got a bonus at work today. So in typical fashion, went and got beer, chips and salsa and am now buzzed and 2 pounds heavier.

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I made waffles from scratch last weekend and they came out really good now I’m tempted to make them again this weekend 🙃

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Ive had 18 oktoberfests so far in 9 days

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🗣️BOFFUM. #ThisIsWhyImFat 🤣🤣🤣 Those a literally two of my favorite things.🤦🏾‍♀️

Unemployed means making a giant skillet of mirepoix cabbage tofu garbanzo and so on and grazing off that through the day #thisiswhyimfat

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I wouldn't be me unless I lose count mid workout and ruin the whole set #Thisiswhyimfat

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The Benny Florentine, fried rice, and a side order of fried chicken 🙌🏼 (Their fried chicken is amazing btw)
📍: Pancakes & Waffles BLD Waimalu

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Reward one's self for sleeping till midnight with a handful of cheetos and a fudge poptart... as one does. #ThisIsWhyImFat

I think we have a problem... 😏😂 #ThisIsWhyImFat

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3 loaves finished.

3 more Rising in pans.

and three loaves in the proofing bowl.

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Tillamook Oregon Strawberry ice cream with Nutter Butters as spoons 😋 #ThisIsWhyImFat

I may have consumed a dozen creme cheese rangoons.

Dog has been sated. c.c

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Home baked Amish bread

Eggs, cream, vanilla, cinn, bread.

On the two sided griddle

French toast of the gods.

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My lunch ( wife's breakfast, I got up at dawn)

French Toast, made with home baked Amish Bread

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Wait, tell me about dressing. I feel like that's called stuffing in Britain, even when it's not stuffed into the meat. Can you confirm/deny? Does "sage and onion dressing" sound like a thing to you?

Double up on that too and we'll find out 👀 #ThisIsWhyImFat

I have the sexiest #grilledcheese on the face of the earth and you do not. #omnomnom #thisiswhyimfat www.instagram.com/p/ClsOnXsrEFu/

The wife has mad baking skills. #thisiswhyimfat

Nothing like a Victory McFlurry to make my night better #ThisIsWhyImFat

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Begin family in town for the holidays. Now getting ready to stuff ourselves with Portillo’s after last night’s deep dish and before tonight’s smoked turkey! #ThisIsWhyImFat #ThisIsWhyImHappy

One MASSIVE doughnut. 16oz Monster for scale #thisiswhyimfat

Here goes nothing. Lobster and waffles...with the waffle made from Cheddar Bay biscuit batter #redlobster #thisiswhyimfat

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