Tories: The End of an Error – Byline Times Shop Tories: The End of Error is the final – please God, let it be final – volume in the satirical trilogy that has catalogued every fib and fatuity of fourteen years of Tory rule. SHIPPING END AUGUST Russ...

This looks good - & probably should be required reading!

By the brilliant Russ Jones...

'The End of an Error is a riotous, razor-sharp chronicle of Tory chaos – from Johnson to oblivion, from Russell Jones'

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This has not been sponsored or approved , neither has it been disapproved by the #Labour party, i'm simply exercising my right to share what's in the service of #life
AND NOT #Death with ripple effects internationally.
#Love
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This has not been sponsored or approved , neither has it been disapproved by the #Labour party, i'm simply exercising my right to share what's in the service of #life
AND NOT #Death with ripple effects internationally.
#Love
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#torybritain #art #labour

In a charity shop in a very well to do town a posh lady was arguing about why she couldn’t swap a jigsaw she’d done for another one. She said she often did this. I don’t think she understands how charities work.

Don’t worry luv, you’re only taking money from kids dying of cancer.

#ToryBritain

An interesting speech full of hard truths? Kemi Badenoch is clearly rattled | Gaby Hinsliff The Tory leader gave an address that was full of candour about her party’s failures. You can sense Nigel Farage’s delight, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff

Kemi Badenoch admits Tories never had a plan for anything.

#ToryBritain: 14 years busily making everything worse!

Not sure? Then think of something they improved...

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Inside the UK's 'wild west' court system - Sky News first off we all know who sky bats for. But let’s not forget why this country is in the state it’s in. #ToryBritain #DontForget

Tempera and ink painting on board illustrating Conservative Britain plunged into fire and darkness and sinking in sewage as culture war vultures peck at a scarecrow of an empty suit, labelled 'Dr Death' Also featuring a toad-like demagogue and fat cats spouting sewage, NHS body on a rack, a Covid headstone, a Long Covid monster and a workhouse swallowing people too ill to work, a black yacht called Lady Integrity under a Telegraph flag sinking in cash, Conservative party fringe on the far right sailing on a creek of sewage without a paddle in a colander, and stellar bodies of foreign dictators East and West rising in the dark sky.

Unlit Souplands
#ToryBritain
#GTTO #GE2024

Unused PPE worth £1.4bn was 'stored inappropriately' Full Support Healthcare says its products were not unloaded from the shipping containers.

A shameful symbol of the waste and incompetence of the outgoing Tory government. #ToryBritain #ToryCorruption #ToryIncompetence www.bbc.com/news/article...

And another thing, #DoctorWho, what about child labour laws, UNIT? A 13 year old on the staff?
#ToryBritain

A breathy, emotive, bossa nova version of Radiohead's "Freak" is playing in this cafe. #ToryBritain

Cutting disability benefits when there are more disabled and chronically ill people than ever due to government negligence… What could possibly go wrong? 🤬 #ToryBritain #ToryManifesto

I knew the Tories would do badly in this election, but now I honestly wonder if Sunak will make it that far… #ToryBritain #ToryIncompetence

Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives after general election Douglas Ross has announced he is stepping down as leader of the Scottish Conservatives after the 4 July election.

Scottish Conservative leader to resign after botched campaign to become MP. #ToryBritain #ToryIncompetence apple.news/AYKyCTZ40SNK...

70% of Conservative members are idiots. #ToryBritain #FascistIsland

“Yes, we put taxes up, but we hated doing it!” —Penny Mordaunt #ToryBritain #ToryIncompetence

Leaders Debate: Rishi Sunak Desperately Tries to Save Failing Campaign With Vote Leave Style Tax Lie ITV Leaders General Election Debate: Rishi Sunak Pushes £2000 tax lie against Keir Starmer and Labour Party

“In his closing statement the PM made a series of other false claims about his own record, saying that voters should ‘choose lower immigration and lower taxes,’ despite the fact that he has raised both taxes and immigration by record amounts.” #ToryLies #ToryBritain bylinetimes.com/2024/06/05/l...

#ToryCorruption #ToryBritain

MP Lucy Allan suspended after endorsing Reform UK candidate Lucy Allan says she quit the Conservatives in order to endorse Reform's Alan Adams.

Tory MP “suspended with immediate effect” (she says she quit) now endorsing rival #RefUK candidate. #ToryBritain #GeneralElection2024 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Seems pretty clear that the Tories’ #NationalService proposal is a dead cat issue and blatant pitch to #RefUK voters designed to distract from their own appalling record on the economy, health and public services. #ToryBritain #GeneralElection2024

#BrokenNews
Unemployed* children to undertake mandatory retraining as chimney sweeps.
#ToryBritain
[* - "Economically inactive"]

#ToryBritain
#SunakSunday

Refusing mandatory National Service won't lead to prison, home secretary says after Tory policy launch Teenagers would have the option of military service or volunteering for a year under the Conservatives' first policy pledge of the election campaign.

#UK #Britain #NationalService #ToryBritain #Tories #army #RishiSunak
Refusing mandatory National Service won't lead to prison, home secretary says after Tory policy launch.

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Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory National Service - BBC News Every 18-year-old would choose between joining the military or volunteering one weekend a month in the community.

The usual name for this is ‘community service’ and it’s a sentence conferred upon minor offenders. The Tories literally want to criminalise youth. 😳 #ToryBritain #NationalService www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory National Service Every 18-year-old would choose between joining the military or volunteering one weekend a month in the community.

This is an old Cameron-era idea recycled for the “young people have never had it so good” demographic. The truth, of course, is exactly the reverse. #ToryBritain #NationalService www.bbc.com/news/article...

Make this the punishment election – damning the Tories for 14 years of cruelty and lies | Jonathan Freedland Voters want progress, but there must also be accountability. When you pick up a ballot paper, remember all the waste and incompetence, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland

“To see how far we have sunk, look into our rivers and coastal waters. Or rather don’t. Because they have turned brown with raw sewage. An island nation where we fear to venture into the sea, because the Tories have turned it all to shit.” #ToryBritain #GeneralElection2024

Senior Tory MP says he won’t cancel holiday for general election campaign: ‘I’m going stick to my plans’ Steve Baker said he wouldn’t cancel holiday plans this year despite admitting he would likely lose his seat

Meanwhile, #Brexit cheerleader Steve Baker MP refuses to cancel his holiday to fight the general election, but still hopes to retain his seat. 🤨 #ToryBritain #GeneralElection2024 https://apple.news/AU0WUufGlTfiBzJ8zxJWQlw

Two ministers announce decision to stand down on first election campaign day Transport minister Huw Merriman and work and pensions minister Jo Churchill are among the MPs standing down ahead of the nationwide poll.

Voting hasn’t even started, and already they’re dropping like flies! 🤷‍♂️ #ToryBritain #GeneralElection2024 https://apple.news/AfYFry99SS-uxmULBZOCd6Q

Honestly, they couldn’t even organise someone to hold an umbrella over the Prime Minister. What a joke. ☔️ #ToryBritain #ToryIncompetence #GeneralElection2024

On the plus side, I suppose having sewage in the tap water makes it quite good for feeding the house plants...
#ToryBritain

RIP the country off for millions in dodgy PPE contracts, simply fold the company and take the money on your yacht.

Earn a pound more than you allowance? Pay everything back, all your carers allowance even if nobody tells you for years.

#ToryBritain