No they fucking won't #ToryPartyConference

#GBNews #LBC #BBC #Channel4News #ToryPartyConference #ToriesOut #Badenoch #Starmer #Farage #Labour #ReformUK #TalkTV #SkyNews #ITVNews #GMB #DailyMail #TheGuardian #TheSun #TheMirror #TheIndependent #TheTimes #TimesRadio

"... the venerable philosopher Ly Tin
Wheedle says, you have to do something or be considered, in the great scheme of things, a tit."
Terry Pratchett; Snuff
#Discworld #Badenoch #ToryPartyConference
#UnachievablePromises #Tits 😂

I loved hearing Kemi Badenoch talk about how good the Tories are with the economy. Just don't look into their track record for fuck's sake.

#ToryPartyConference #Con @conservatives.bsky.social

'I stand for...' being a bit too pleased with myself #Badenoch #ToryPartyConference

#Badenochs #ToryPartyConference speech in a nutshell:

"Everything the Tory Government implemented in 14 years in government was absolutely fucking disastrous.

Vote Tory."

Badenoch's just claimed credit for the 1870 Education Act.
#Badenoch #ToryPartyConference

Kemi seems to think that generations happen in 40 year blocks #kemibadenoch #torypartyconference

"Truth. What is truth?" #ToryPartyConference #ConservativePartyConference2025

“The rich man in his castle,
The poor man at his gate,
God made them, high or lowly,
And ordered their estate”

Know your place, peasants. No social mobility for you!

#ToryPartyConference

#RobertJenrick #fisting a wig was not on my bingo card for 2025 #torypartyconference

a cartoon of a duck with glasses and the words you small minded fool ALT: a cartoon of a duck with glasses and the words you small minded fool

What a bizarrely warped view of the world Robert Jenrick has.

Once a Tory, always a Tory I suppose. Or possibly not these days! 😂

#itvnews #robertjenrick #bbcnews #ToryPartyConference #Handsworth

Jenrick entertains the #ToryPartyConference with his well-known Shari Lewis impersonation

This is how Honest Bob's tilt towards Combat 18/National Front has done for his favourability cf. BadEnoch, Boriswave and Not-too-Cleverly...

Keep going, honest @robertjenrickmp.bsky.social
It's really working for you!

#ToryConference #ToryPartyConference

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Robert Jenrick complains of ‘not seeing another white face’ in the audience at Tory Party Conference.

#breakingnews #torypartyconference #robertjenrick #conservativepartyconference #theguardian

Chris Phil at the #ToryPartyConference, trying to sound like MAGA, but coming across like Gordon Brittas as a confused 12 year old reading a fascist playbook to the school assembly.

Let's start to refer to him as "Bungalow Bob".

'coz there's nothing upstairs.

#Jenerick
#ToryPartyConference

Oh hang on, Chris Philp is now on...

Jesus. he really is extraordinarily, spectacularly shit.

You offend me Kemi. You're an affront to Britain.

#r4today #torypartyconference

#ToryPartyConference

Send me your #torypartyconference #conservativeconference schadenfreude! Empty halls, dreadful merch, sleepy colonels in the front row. I'm here for it all

@sturdyalex.bsky.social

The Tories putting the Grate back in Britian !

#GoKemi #torypartyconference

The biggest shock here - the first 3 words!

#EstherMcVey
#ToryPartyConference

Tories say people denied benefits in UK can return to home countries Mel Stride outlines plans to slash £47bn a year from public spending, including £23bn welfare cut

Mel Stride's & the #Tories' 'Wet Dream', the #Conservatives very own cut & paste #Project2025
#ToryPartyConference

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

OK, Mel Stride, what exactly are 'Conservative values' apart from:-

* cronyism

* theft of public money

* xenophobia

* racism

* personal gain from public office

* denigration of the sick and poor

?

Asking for 68m people.

#ToryPartyConference

At least she's not singing.

#ToryPartyConference

More like a wake than a Party #torypartyconference

Chris Riddell @chrisriddell50 on #KemiBadenoch #ToryPartyConference – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Never agreed with them but could respect many, like Ken Clarke. But is there one decent soul left in the #Tories. Most have either left or been slung out - This week is the chance to take a look at what remains. #ToryPartyConference

We probably need a ‘Gaff-O-Meter’ next week so we can record the number of times Badenoch sticks her foot in her mouth. #ToryPartyConference

Cartoon by Dave Brown of the four Conservative Party leadership candidates, on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, fighting over the Deck Chair Attendant cap.

Dave Brown’s cartoon in The Independent
#RobertJenrick #KemiBadenoch #JamesCleverly #TomTugendhat #ToryLeadership #ToryPartyConference