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Just bumped into a couple in my #TownNotAVillage who say they love my #InfoCentrePosts as they keep them informed.

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Just been walking home from the pub in my #TownNotAVillage, listening to bell-ringing practice and realised we don’t hear it in Ambridge any more. Maybe Esmé should try it to get involved in village life? #TheArchers

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Me in mermaid frock, standing in front of an obelisk in a Georgian Swuste.

Me in mermaid frock, standing in front of an obelisk in a Georgian Swuste.

St George and his Spanish foe (Morris men).

St George and his Spanish foe (Morris men).

St George’s foe lying dead.

St George’s foe lying dead.

A beautiful day in our #TownNotAVillage

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Have just been in to the newly-reopened Black Cock in my #TownNotAVillage

No jokes please! It looks excellent. Apart from the loos, you wouldn’t know it had been refurbished.

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Me on the BBC Radio 4 Any Questions set.

Me on the BBC Radio 4 Any Questions set.

Three years tomorrow since #BBCAQ came from my #TownNotAVillage.

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Was talking to the retired vet in my #TownNotAVillage the other day. He said he was pleased the new young vets were continuing the good work and said one of the reasons people travel quite a way to see them is that they’re not part of one of the huge corporates. #TheArchers

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Just been told I’ve won our #TownNotAVillage Guides raffle (after winning the Brownies one the other week). It’s another £25 voucher for the pub! I haven’t spent the first one yet…

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A woman I know from my #TownNotAVillage is here!

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We failed to win tonight’s #TownNotAVillage pub quiz, but it did raise £65 for the local hospice. 😊

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On-Call Firefighter Recruitment | Cumbria Fire & Rescue Service

We have an on-call fire crew in my #TownNotAVillage. It’s something I would have loved to do, but sadly I’ve never been fit enough.

But if you are, and you live near a part-time fire station in Cumbria, think about joining up - it’s worthwhile and rewarding.

www.cumbriafire.gov.uk/On-CallRecru...

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I have won a £25 voucher to my local pub, in my #TownNotAVillage Brownies raffle. ❤️🍻🍷

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We’re going to get a postbox in our #TownNotAVillage!

What do you mean, there are more important things happening in the world?

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Great. My lovely little TIC in our #TownNotAVillage is being filmed for FRANCE2TV tomorrow, and I’m in flipping Brighton.

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Some of you might know that I do the odd bit of voluntarily misinforming tourists in my #TownNotAVillage.

Anyway, since December our lovely building has also housed the Post Office and Community Shop.

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One of the kids in our #TownNotAVillage pantomime is called Boris Johnson.

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It’s the interval of our #TownNotAVillage pantomime.

Our villain is Lady Mayor Marmalade who has put millions of pounds of tariffs on anything not made in the Town Square.

Any resemblance to real people is entirely coincidental - oh yes, it is!

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Tuppence and Tom (racehorse trainers) with Flash (pantomime horse).

Tuppence and Tom (racehorse trainers) with Flash (pantomime horse).

Well, our #TownNotAVillage pantomime weng really well.

Oh yes, it did!

Absolutely buzzing. Bring on the next two shows.

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Magic Porridge Pot ale - £2.99 a pint.

Magic Porridge Pot ale - £2.99 a pint.

Love having a proper local in our #TownNotAVillage. They are supporting our local pantomime (Oh yes, they are!) with a specially-brewed ale. And look at that price!

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There’s loads of them. Plus this is a very small #TownNotAVillage and the landlord is a nice bloke.

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Really pleased that everyone in my #TownNotAVillage seems to think I’m the face and the voice of Misinforming Tourists.

And also apparently now the spokesperson for our New Postbox Campaign.

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Just passed our #TownNotAVillage Crier, who was wearing a fez. As they do.

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We’re in the interval of our #TownNotAVillage film club. It’s a very weird and rather spooky Kenneth Branagh Poirot story!

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The wicked Dame in our #TownNotAVillage pantomime has been modelled on Trump and is called Lady Marmalade… 🍊

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Just remembered that in my lowly role as prompt in our #TownNotAVillage drama group I had to tell them that a princess is a Highness, not a Majesty.

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A pond with trees, streaky pinkish blue sky and reeds all reflected in the water.

A pond with trees, streaky pinkish blue sky and reeds all reflected in the water.

A wee bit of my #TownNotAVillage on this wintry afternoon.

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Great charity choice. And a first for this #TownNotAVillage, I believe.

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I’m not sure whether she didn’t know she was talking to The Biggest Brexiteer in the #TownNotAVillage, or whether that’s precisely why she was was saying it.

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It’s my #TownNotAVillage pantomime rehearsal. Oh yes, it is!

We had our decorated tractor run the other day, Joy - it doesn’t have to be one or the other, you slacker! #TheArchers

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Me in the garden, wearing a green Popsy dress decorated with a colourful design of decorated envelopes and red post boxes.

Me in the garden, wearing a green Popsy dress decorated with a colourful design of decorated envelopes and red post boxes.

Me in the garden, wearing a green Popsy dress decorated with a colourful design of decorated envelopes and red post boxes, and a red Popsy cardigan on top.

Me in the garden, wearing a green Popsy dress decorated with a colourful design of decorated envelopes and red post boxes, and a red Popsy cardigan on top.

It’s our #TownNotAVillage new Community Post Office Grand Opening today, so of course I have a new frock to wear while misinforming any tourists who might be passing…

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We’re having the GRAND OPENING of our #TownNotAVillage Community Post Office tomorrow, and I’ve bought a new frock specially! This rain mustn’t fall on our parade.

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