a man in a suit says this really is a breakthrough in front of a door Alt: a man in a suit says this really is a breakthrough in front of a door

Ever wonder what would happen if a mangy raccoon and a syphilitic gator got infected with a mutating COVID variant at the same time?

Boom. That’s how you get Trump.

A walking chimera of chaos, brain fog, and venom—half cryptid, half Twitter virus.
#ToxicMasculinityInfected #HybridHell #FuckTrump