Tractors which sound like almonds are venomous. #TractorFact
Tractors could lay eggs if they tried hard enough. #TractorFact
Tractors are both incognito and outcognito. #TractorFact
Tractors wash their socks in groups of five. #TractorFact
Tractors collaborate with earwigs, but we have yet to find out what they are working on. #TractorFact
Tractors will pave over your garden in exchange for non-magical beans. #TractorFact
Tractors can withstand up to 16 bar of peer pressure. #TractorFact
Tractors have borrowed half of your spoons and they are not sorry for not telling you beforehand. #TractorFact
Tractors switch to a new time-zone every 30 minutes. #TractorFact
Tractors can take pictures with their headlights and put them back with their horn. #TractorFact
Tractors celebrate by buying mugs. #TractorFact
Wholesalers are too much for tractors, so they buy things at halfsalers. #TractorFact
Tractors do all of their online banking offline. #TractorFact
Tractors wear their watches on their off-side wheels. #TractorFact
Tractors can eat their weight in concrete. #TractorFact
Tractors do not have a leather interior, but some have a dashboard that looks like it was designed by a cow. #TractorFact
Tractors still ration their axles. #TractorFact
Tractors are written by the same author who wrote lorries and trains. #TractorFact
Tractors spend a lot of time chainjing how werds are shpeelt. #TractorFact
Tractors are disappointed by how few bees use USB. #TractorFact
The only thing that tractors fear is not being able to fear anything. #TractorFact
Tractors named Henry are generally taller. #TractorFact
Tractors have created their own phone, but it only phones home. Not your home, though. #TractorFact
Tractors keep their spare diesel in a carrier bag behind the seat. #TractorFact
Warning: tractors may spontaneously start talking about humans. #TractorFact
As of today, tractors are finally aware of the fact that pancakes are not made from pandas. #TractorFact
Tractors have updated their terms and conditions. Please click the link to find out more. #TractorFact
Tractors post themselves home after a long day out in the fields. #TractorFact
Tractors lick their bowls clean when they are done, which disgusts everyone else playing. #TractorFact
Tractors used to use trilobite fossils as wheels. #TractorFact