Fuck, Trump’s alligator Alcatraz shitshow is wild! Toured today, July 22, 2025, 5:47 PM MDT—$450M, 700 detainees in tents, flooding already, 100°F with no AC. Built in 8 days, aims for 5,000 “vicious fucks,” but it’s a cock-up—protesters rage, inmates chomped! #TrumpFuckery #AlligatorSex #TrashNews