THE GREAT BRITISH CHRISTMAS: A FULL-SCALE, OVERSTUFFED, MULLED-WINE-SOAKED 40-MINUTE READ FOR ANYONE WHOSE TREE LIGHTS HAVEN’T WORKED SINCE 2009 BUT THEY’RE STILL USING THEM ANYWAYRight then, Strap in. Pour yourself a drink. Preferably something festive that burns a little on the way down, because if we’re going to unpack Christmas properly…

Overstuffed, mulled-wine-soaked read for anyone whose Christmas tree lights haven’t worked since 2009 🎄👉 level35confessions.wordpress.com/2025/12/13/t...
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