it feels like it should've been a short. maybe an 80min feature at most. it should've run out of ideas in the first act. but somehow. for almost 2 hours. #HundredsOfBeavers does something fresh every 5 fucking minutes. every thumb is up.
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HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is a live-action Looney Tune that operates on video game logic.
12/10 please watch immediately
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Nick M: I don't feel like this guy has many fish-like qualities.
Jeri: I'd put gills on him. Did you see his neck??
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i fucking love House. we just watched 9 people get dismembered and eaten by a poltergeist for 88 minutes, and then it ends with a monologue about how we must tell stories of love, because that's how love lives on and that's all that matters.
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"It's like toothpaste, B. Just in case."
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Last day of Trevor's Whole-Ass Film Fest! Come check a look!
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Tammy and the T-Rex is...really something. Anyway the first gift i received for my birthday is a huge crush on Helga.
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less than 5 minutes into Tammy and the T-Rex, we have two men squeezing each other’s balls and screaming, in what the cop called a "testicular standoff"
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jesus christ Fritz the Cat sucks. i regret screening it.
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five minutes into Fritz the Cat. i hate this.
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(2/2) better than i gave it credit for. I'm on my 4th viewing now, something about it just compels and inspires me. And i've come to really appreciate Jean Rollin as a director.
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barely 10:15 in the morning and we have our first unappealing sex scene. who programmed this film festival.
people fucked weird in the 70s.
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"Okay, you fucking praying mantis. You like Sour Patch Kids?!"
#Nope #TrevorsWHAFF
Excited for #TrevorsWHAFF tonight w/ @riotleviathan.bsky.social
Had no idea there were so many great films with whole ass
Tonight at #TrevorsWHAFF was John Waters triple feature. Only 1 person showed up per movie & it was a different person at each, basically passing a baton. I'm glad i didn't have to watch 3 Waters movies in a row by myself.
I WAS CORRECT to put "Weird Al" night tomorrow, i'm gonna need some levity.
Josh (pouring 2 glasses of wine, reading the CW on the John Waters movie we're about to watch): "A toast! To violence, gore, blood, dismemberment, rape, sexual assault, bestiality, cannibalism, and drugs!"
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Watching New York Ninja, John Liu's recently-unearthed lost 1984 taekwondo vigilante flick. A thing i complain about in a lot of action movies is when they have turn-based combat. This is the worst offender i've ever seen.
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[watching Spice World]
Nick M: "I'm starting to feel lie the Spice Girls weren't really feminist....and were just doing it for the money..."
Trevor (drunk): "I think there's an essay to be written there..."
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