Fuck…looks like soy sauce comes from a creature alien to our protagonists world and you can inject their viscera or the creature itself can invade your body. Gross. #JohnDiesAtTheEnd

Secret sauce appears to make our protagonists conduits to the entirety of the supernatural world. #JohnDiesAtTheEnd

Of all the ways to get a needle stick, this is probably the worst one. Stupid secret sauce… #JohnDiesAtTheEnd

Finally getting around to watching John Dies At The End. So far we’ve met two street-level exorcists. #JohnDiesAtTheEnd

The most fun spoiler you will ever see. Watch #JohnDiesAtTheEnd for free on Fandango at Home! fandan.co/WatchJohnDiesAtTheEnd

"But the body is a slow, wet mechanism of muscle and bone that creeped even as my mind flew. And so, just like that, I stepped outside of it."
#JohnDiesAtTheEnd #MutantFam

(Feral #book goblin noises) Wait nine months for the new "John Dies At The End" book??? Might as well be a decade! (Rattles the bars of her cage) (Gnaws on the bars)

📚 #booksky #books #JasonPargin #JDITE #JohnDiesAtTheEnd #horror #scifi #sci-fi #weird #crab #crabs

Second Opinion - John Dies at the End John Dies At The End (2013) Starring: Chase Williamson; Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti, Clancy Brown,  Glynn Turman, Doug Jones, Daniel Ro...

#OTD 2013 LA opening #JohnDiesAttheEnd starring #ChaseWilliamson Rob Mayes, #PaulGiamatti #ClancyBrown Glynn Turman, Doug Jones, Daniel Roebuck Directed by Don Coscarelli #horror #scifi trophyunlocked.blogspot.com/2013/01/seco...

Man, I know how to party on #NYE! Hoping the bastard neighbourhood’s fireworks don’t wake the #pugs. We got the soundmachine cranked up and a good book. #johndiesattheend @jasonkpargin.bsky.social

A sketchy digital drawing of John Cheese from the John Dies at the End series. He wears a shirt that reads: I'm the Alpha. He gestures wildly while saying: And then my buddy Dave batmantissed the fuck out all over the place. An arrow points from the word batmantissed, which is highlighted, to a small doodle of a man with wings and scythe-like hands labeled: not accurate. John adds: that shit got on my walls dude.

JDATE BOOK 5 ANNOUNCEMENT HOW ARE WE FEELING JDATERS???
#art #JohnDiesatTheEnd #JDatE #JohnCheese

Nick M: I don't feel like this guy has many fish-like qualities.
Jeri: I'd put gills on him. Did you see his neck??

#TrevorsWHAFF #JohnDiesAtTheEnd #ShapeOfWater #DougJones

And Now here are your #OFicialO-HillMovienight #MovieNominations for this Week's #MovienightTheme #MonsterMash a #Mashup of many of the #monsterswemissed. as the #Spirit&MaterialWorlds merge we say #HappyHalloween #Frankenstein #THeMummy3 #JohnDiesAtTheEnd #Underworld #Hellboy2THeGoldenArmy

An Impressive #MoviePosterSet for recent #IndieFilm,,, [1] Does #TheGun make you feel better? [2] #John&Friends [nice #FanArt ALternatePoster [4] #JohnDiesattheEnd Adapted from #JasonPArgin's [ #AKADavidWong], is now up to a #4BookSeries. #Book4 #IfTher'saBookYourintheWrongUniverse #MonsterMash

#JohnDiesattheEnd has our #QuirkiestMonster this week- the #SoySauce an #AlienDrug that gives knowledge of the unknown & allows the Monsters to be seen. #DonCascarelli [ #PhantasmFranchise, #BubaHo-Tep] did an excellent adaptation of the #DavidWongBook MonsterMash

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#BubbaHoTep kindasorta a tiny bit reminding me of #JohnDiesAtTheEnd 🤘🤘

the lighting & the bugs & the gleefully manic #vibes maybe?

#horrorwatch

Digital illustration of John Cheese and David Wong at a house party. Dave stands in the foreground, in blue/green lighting, mouth open as if he's in the middle of talking. Behind him John sits at a table, lit in yellow light, staring at Dave from the corner of his eyes. Between the two figures is a screenshot of a Tumblr post from user roundo, reading "I love men that are so hairy they can't even hide it like they have hairy ass forearms and it's creeping up their wrists and knuckles and poking out the collar of their button up shirt ... your slutty whore DNA is bursting at the seams. whore." This is relevant because Dave is a very hairy man wearing a shirt with a lower neckline and John is ogling him.

Version of previous illustration without meme

Detail shot of their faces to show off the contrast more

doodle got completely out of hand
#jdate #johndiesattheend
theyre very normal about each other

Happy Birthday to horror icon Angus Scrimm (1926-2016) from CHOPPING MALL (1986), JOHN DIES AT THE END (2012), and those legendary PHANTASM movies!

#angusscrimm #thetallman #phantasm #phantasm2 #johndiesattheend #choppingmall #transylvaniatwist #wishmaster

A digital drawing of David Wong and John Cheese standing in front of the sign for Old Sad Church. The sign reads "God says homosexuality is in." John is holding up an S, clearly removed from the sign. They're both smiling and it's a bright, sunny day outside.

The original image from the previous drawing. Two gay men stand in front of a sign for New Hope Church that now reads "God says homosexuality is in," and the man on the right is holding the letter S.

They're so good at getting banned from places they got banned from this one without setting foot inside #jdate #johndiesattheend #cheesewong #johndave

If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe: A John, Dave, and Amy Novel (John Dies at the End 4) If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe: A John, Dave, and Amy Novel (John Dies at the End 4)

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We're sorry you had to find this post. If you're reading it, it's too late, you're now involved. This is David Wong and John Cheese from #JohnDiesAtTheEnd, and we're wondering who these two could fight if they ever show up on #DEATHBATTLE. The important thing is this: None of this is their fault.

Digital drawing of David Wong and John Cheese from John Dies at the End. John is a bit taller than Dave, and leaning on him. John's nose is bleeding, staining both his shirt and Dave's. The drawing is rendered with a combination of realistic colours and rainbowy, grungy shading.

Please hold while I remember how to draw #johndiesattheend #jdate #cheesewong

I still have the epilogue but chapters 15 &16... FUCKING OMG WHY HOLY FUCKNUGGETS WITH CRACKERS BATMAN #JohnDiesAtTheEnd

Yall (the void) aren't getting another update until im done with #JohnDiesAtTheEnd because im so close and I cant function thoughts into words

#JohnDiesAtTheEnd chapter 14 and Amy is fucking wonderful

WHAT'S IN THE GODDAMN SHED, DAVID #JohnDiesAtTheEnd #chaptersomething #whoknows #idefinitelydontbc #tootiredcantbrain

#JohnDiesAtTheEnd chapters 9, 10, 11... WHAT DID YOU DO, DAVID? And why do I feel like im not expecting whatever is coming next?

#JohnDiesAtTheEnd chapter 4... I hope your life is blessed enough that you never have to compete for the barker. CAT! CAT! CAAAATTTTTT!!

Chapter 3 of #JohnDiesAtTheEnd and I dont think I will ever consider bratwurst the same.

a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway ALT: a man in a blue striped shirt stands in a hallway

Chapter 1 of #johndiesattheend and all I can say is

Dark fantasy - not much literary value but engrossing all the same. 6.5/10 #DavidWong #JohnDiesattheEnd