LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #15)
The states entire development strategy in one image. No vision, no planning, just a brainless, repeating algorithm: BILD. BILD ANOTHER GAS STATION. Theyre not building a future, theyre just pouring concrete in a circle.
#TexAssCircleJerk #Troghole #Textard
LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #14)
Their philosophy hasnt changed. Yesterday, they farmed until the topsoil blew away. Today, they drill for oil as the water runs out. A proud history of exploiting the land until it can no longer sustain life. Remember the Dust Bowl!
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LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #11)
The official state philosophy: a relentless, spiraling commitment to an ideology that drills a hole straight through common sense. Theyre proud of their empty-mindedness, mistaking it for principle.
#TexAssCircleJerk #Troghole #Textard
Where the roaches have more tenure and disposable income than you. Theyre immune to policy, flourish in any failing infrastructure, and carry their own health insurance with 33 different types of bacteria.
#TexAssCircleJerk #Troghole #PestInfested
TexAss ensures its populace stays perfectly manageable. After over a decade of defunding and politicizing schools, the average Texan's reading level is less 'critical thinker' and more 'confused by paragraphs.' A quality, not an error.
#TexAssCircleJerk #Troghole #Textards
A concrete roller coaster designed by a Rube Goldberg engineer. A sprawling, expensive monument to a philosophy that believes more concrete puzzles are the only answer, even when they just create bigger, more convoluted traffic.
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The rest of the country uses round wheels. TexAss built a square wheel called ERCOT. They'd rather exhaust themselves, dragging it through mud and darkness, than admit there's a better way.
#TexAss #Textard #Troghole #TexassCircleJerk #GregMAGAT
LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #6):
Official state philosophy: proudly celebrate outcomes while actively dismantling their prerequisites. It's not just stupid; it's a commitment to having your cake without baking it. Why acknowledge the foundation when you can just paint the roof?
#TexAss #Troghole
'Sharia courts' did not take your legs away, greg MAGAT 🤡
#TexAss #TroglodyteXenophobes #Troghole
LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #5)
The 'Kool-Aid' is already on the Tex-Mex menu, labeled "State Pride." The Cult of TexAss demands you drink the myth, ignoring the bitter aftertaste of grid failure, high taxes, miseducation, poor healthcare and lost rights.
#TexAssCircleJerk #Troghole #JimJones
LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #4):
Prepared for war, defeated by light snow. Their solution to everything? All ammo no answers. Meanwhile, the actual problems pile up on them. Their entire mentality in a full diaper. All gear no brains. TexAss toughguy politics.
#TexAssCircleJerk #TexAss #TrogHole
Their culture venerates the so called "hard-working" man, but ignores the meth helping him work 80 hours. It's a brutal, self-medicating cycle dressed up as grit. The real addiction isn't just to the drugs, but to the lie that this is normal.
#TexAss #TrogHole
LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #2) TexAss Food
"Better" food translates into bland meat smoked into submission. A perfect metaphor for TexAss, aggressive mediocrity, buried under a layer of boastful, sickening sauce so no one can taste the reality. The cope is on the plate.
#TexAss #TrogHole
The "low-tax" TexAss lie? The bottom 20% pay a 13% tax rate while the top 1% pay just 3.1%. It's not a low-tax state; it's a low-tax-for-the-wealthy state. The system is broken.
#TrogHole
the whole of TexAss is a sex dungeon
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LIVE from the Trog-Hole (Day #1): if New York is the 'Big Apple' 🍎 then TexAss is the 'Big Circle Jerk' 💯
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👎 #ThisIsTexas #TexasToDo #TexasPride #TexasTrue
