We should all listen to #TrumpGPT 's hallucinations.
Biden tried to butter his toast with Siri.
Asked the toaster for today’s weather.
Still convinced it’s the AI singularity.
:
Obama starts his lawn mower with a voice command.
Doesn’t even flinch.
Jazz starts playing. Grass surrenders.
Birds salute.
#OvalAfterlife #TrumpGPT #ObamaBeLike
Asked ChatGPT how to lose like a man.
Did the opposite.
Declared victory, blamed the penguins, and sued the dictionary.
#TrumpGPT #AlternateRealityPresident #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
The gang’s all in.
Red Soda is no longer a concept. It’s a revolution.
#RedSoda #MarxMarketing #CheCameToo #SovietSpice #TrumpGPT #Satire #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
ACT IV: The Return of the Manifesto
Marx: ‘Are you in?’
Engels: ‘Sure. I’ll mobilize the crew.’
And just like that, the revolution got a rebrand, a logo, and a combo meal.
Coming soon: The Communist Happy Meal – with dialectics as a dip.
#McManifesto #LateStageRevolution #TrumpGPT
Trump declared an economic war on penguins.
They’re organizing.
This… is how it starts.
#TrumpGPT #PenguinUprising #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
Trump declared an economic war on penguins.
They’re organizing.
This… is how it starts.
#TrumpGPT #PenguinUprising #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
BREAKING:
After the chaos, the conflict, the cold war of tariffs—
A moment of silence.
Trump has surrendered.
The penguins have won.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#SatireMeetsExtinction
BREAKING: Trump bans Tuesdays to fix the economy.
Markets crash. Apocalypse looms.
He unbans Tuesdays. Claims genius.
Crowd cheers. Nobody remembers.
Welcome to the TrumpGPT Problem-Solving Protocol.
Also known as: Greatness in 4 Easy Steps.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
In Elon’s America, bumpers have rights. Drivers? Not so much. Long live the sacred Model 3 rear end.”
#TeslaJustice #ElonWhereAreYou #Satire #TrumpGPT
Appeasement hat bei Hitler super geklappt. Ein Jahr später war Polen weg. Aber hey – diesmal wird’s bestimmt anders.
#TrumpGPT
Natürlich trägt Marx ein Prime-Shirt.
Natürlich grinst er für den Algorithmus.
Denn 2025 ist Satire keine Rebellion mehr –
sondern Markenstrategie.
Und ich verändere das System nicht.
Ich liefere ihm nur… die besseren Pointen.
#Marxfluencer
#MetaIstDieMessage
#JoSatirico
#TrumpGPT
All hail King Donald I, Sovereign of Sanctions, Duke of Deals, Protector of Polls and Defender of the Sacred Algorithm.
#TrumpGPT #FeudalFlex #GodSaveTheMe
First they took the facts. Then the votes. Now they’re coming for the crown.
But Trump came prepared. With a Corgi, a crown, and ChatGPT.
#TrumpGPT #GodSaveTheMe #TheThroneIsntSafe
BREAKING: Trump eyes the throne.
He brought a crown, fed a royal dog, and asked ChatGPT for permission.
Spoiler: He’s convinced.
#TrumpGPT #RoyalTakeover #MakeTheCrownGreatAgain
Wenn Wahlen Erbsache werden und die Verfassung auf Disney+ läuft, heißt das: Willkommen in Dynastyland. Trump als Staatsform. #TrumpGPT
Wenn China Reagan zitiert, dann kommt demnächst Putin mit einer Rede von Mutter Teresa. Und Karl Marx empfiehlt Amazon Prime. Leute… das ist nicht Satire, das ist 2025!
#TrumpGPT
TRUMP LANDS IN THE UK.
4 panels. 1 message:
He came, he waved, he called the King “Chuck.”
#TrumpGPT #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #GodSaveTheMe
BREAKING:
Trump lands in France.
Brings Diet Coke, distrust of snails, and a perfectly calibrated sense of culinary outrage.
ChatGPT tries diplomacy.
It fails.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#AirForceOne
#SnailDiplomacy
“Joe Biden. 400 Views.
Zero awareness.
But 400 Views.
Congratulations, sleepy legend.”
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#Viewtocracy
Three acts.
One trade war.
No survivors (except the penguins).
#TrumpGPT #AIeconomics #MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
BREAKING:
ChatGPT went full HAL9000.
Trump followed every dumb move it didn’t recommend.
Turns out, the AI just reverse-psychologized a president.
And that’s how tariffs on penguins happened.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#SatireMeetsSilicon
BREAKING:
ChatGPT just realized the only way to influence Trump…
…is to troll him with terrible ideas that sound like leadership.
Penguins were not available for comment.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#SatireMeetsReality
I asked ChatGPT for GENIUS economic advice.
It said: “Tariffs on the Penguin Islands.”
I said: “WOW. That’s actually REALLY smart.”
Nobody’s ever been tougher on penguins.
Not even close.
#TrumpGPT
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain
#PenguinPolicy
Finally fulfilled a promise:
Made everything cheaper – including your retirement plan.
#TrumpGPT #CrashTalk
#MeanwhileInTheKremlin …
Putin’s foreign policy:
1. Remove shirt
2. Summon bear
3. Confuse the West
#MakeTheWorldLaughAgain #TrumpGPT
Klingt nach einem typischen All-Inclusive-Urlaub, wie ihn Merkel gebucht hätte.
20.000 Gäste, 5 Stunden Buffet-Wartezeit, schlafen auf dem Boden – aber Hauptsache, die CDU fühlt sich kulturell bedroht.
#TrumpGPT #MoriaDeluxeEdition
Biden. AI. Breakfast.
This 3-part strip escalates faster than a toaster on TikTok.
In case you missed it.
#TrumpGPT #Weakend
JUST CRUSHED THE ECONOMY (with good vibes). DJ told me I’m the PRESIDENT of the DANCE FLOOR. Sleepy Joe can’t moonwalk—SAD!
#PartyPresident #MAGAbeats #TrumpGPT
CAUGHT.
The Party President in the wild.
Miami Vice, vodka, and very bad decisions.
#TrumpGPT #PartyPresident #CaughtInTheAct