The logic is dizzying: ICE is "wonderful" at airports, but we need the National Guard to bail them out? If the experts are doing great, why are we calling in the military? It’s a manufactured emergency designed to normalize soldiers at the gate. 🏛️🛫 #AirTravel #Militarization #TrumpLogic #USPol
TRUMP BLAMES RADICAL LEFT FOR CLOSED HORMUZ STRAIT
“This crisis is happening because of the failures of the radical left—as usual, you know, Sleepy Joe, Obama, the usual suspects.”
Turning a major global issue—the Strait of Hormuz closure—into another partisan talking point. #TrumpLogic #TrumpWatch
Trump loves Birds (no wind) and Trump needs energy at night (no solar) #TrumpLogic. PS Trump does not loves birds, only himself.
"Let me melt down the Eiffel Tower, America really don't care for it or use it." - #TrumpLogic
#TrumpLogic
Killing 50% the people in Iran to bring them Capitalism.... I mean "Freedom !"
Just when you think Donald Trump can't get any more tone deaf - he just compared his surprise attack on Iran to Japan's surprise attack on Pearl Harbor... and somehow thinks that's a clever response.
Credit: @aaronparnas.bsky.social | Source
#TrumpLogic #FakeNews #PearlHarbor #IranStrikes
But the Sun goes away at night and windmills give you cancer! #trumpLogic
😂😂😂 #TrumpLogic
So a foreign country could just kill or kidnap the leader of the US because the want us to enjoy our freedom? #trumplogic
You can't afford a house but these skillless immigrants can, probably because you don't work very hard. #trumplogic
"I name Tom Homan as 'Border Tsar.'"
"No, I'm not a russian asset, why do you ask?"
"Ok fine, 'Czar.'"
#trumplogic
If Trump looks at a map and sees the Pacific NW is above California, then obviously the water would run down to it. #trumplogic
As I wasn't awarded an AA sobriety medal for not drinking last night, I see no need to stop drinking in the future
#TrumpLogic
I’ve decided my neighbor’s land is a threat to my security, so I’m taking it. If they object, that’s hostile. If they resist, that’s terrorism. Also they didn’t nominate me for a Nobel Peace Prize, so honestly this is their fault. #trumplogic #Greenland🇬🇱 #AmericansAgainstTrump
And we don’t need to protect Ukraine and Europe from Putin. He’s no threat there. #TrumpLogic
Trump: „Zemi musíte vlastnit a vy bráníte vlastnictví, nebráníte pronájmy. A my budeme muset bránit Grónsko.“
Co na to říct. #TrumpLogic
Obviously this never happened. But also, give it a week. 😉
#AlternativeReality #TrumpLogic #StolenTrophy #MainCharacterSyndrome
I want to have all the supplies in the art store that i want and not pay for it #Trumplogic @chadbourn.bsky.social @twmcltd.bsky.social the artstore would kick my butt out on the spot and they would be right to do that.
Trump is the only one that can kill protesters...
#TrumpLogic
#TrumpLogic
Try to buy Greenlanders with tiny & insulting bribes.
Try to buy votes by letting Americans go deeper in debt with temporary changes that end right after election. This will boost spending before the election and cause bankruptcies under the new Democrat-controlled Congress
ICC be like; what invasion ban sir? We're just here to kidnap you and the Trump family #Trumplogic @twmcltd.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @barackobama.bsky.social The dutch say hi :P
I think we still get a lot of heroin from Afghanistan. So, let’s jump back into THAT hot tub!
#trumplogic
#presidentifpeaceofshit
#BushLeagueObama
Maduro's charged with conspiracy, narco-terrorism, cocaine importation and violating weapons laws.
Trump deports criminal aliens.
Maduro, clearly an alien, is kidnapped and brought HERE to face charges.
Trump is now bringing criminal* aliens INTO this country.
#TrumpLogic
#DumbfuckDonOld
*alleged
Trump wants to be a war time president, and he'll kill whoever he has to in order to get it. Once he's invaded and conquered Venezuala, he can negotiate a peace deal with himself (guaranteeing success, maybe) si he can finally get that Nobel Peace prize he lives for.
#TrumpLogic
It really is a shame that about 1,000,000,000 birds die every year from slamming themselves into high rise glass buildings. Let’s start demolishing Trump Tower first. #TrumpLogic
