Screenshot from Weather.com app showing a woman drinking an iced coffee with the headline "Enduring this heat wave? Maybe quit coffee until it's over."
Weather app headline for one of their short videos. I get it. Caffeine increases dehydration. Don't drink it INSTEAD of water.
But you will pry my caffeine from my cold dead fingers.
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Engineer after management says “It’s an easy fix”
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Engineering team but there’s always that one guy
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Engineering student after exams
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Engineer trying to remove a mistake but discovering ten more:
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When you go in confident to solve the problem, but the problem solves you.
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Engineer on his way to check a machine after hearing a loud bang
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Client: “You purposely made it complicated, didn’t you?
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When the engineer takes one day off:
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Me an another engineer pretending we “almost got it”
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Engineer : Sometimes I think everyone I work with is an idiot
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Engineer after their first coffee of the day
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Engineering exam: where confidence goes to die
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Engineering student after the first semester
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Totally off topic.
That bridge has fantastic pedestrian protection! I wish more were like this.
#transportation #trustmeimanengineer
Five engineers sitting around a table reviewing PowerPoint slides for a presentation to stakeholders.
No one could remember with 100% certainty if it was affect or effect.
So we changed the whole slideshow to say impact.
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Idk. I can hardly write in full sentences. Content maybe, there is not words held up in me. Just sass, caffeine, and probably some booze rants about why star trek is still cool.
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1- That's not how that works
2- They need to stop building and start maintaining what was built. Otherwise, you get collapsed bridges and stuff.
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Read an opinion article from a west coast republican trying to claim you can build your way out of congestion.
OMFG!
No. No, you cannot.
Induced demand is a thing. Also forcing people to drive means forcing them to park.
STOP THESE IDIOTS!
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Spelling bees. Making math kids cry since kindergarten.
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Meni 27 minuuttia hiiren asentamiseen.
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Soon they're all gonna fall 😉💯🐾💪🏻🙏🏻✈️🛩️ #trustmeimanengineer
Not sure who might need to hear this today, but you don't need to know everything. You also don't need to argue with people. You can be incorrect. Same goes for me.
That said, gravity is an acceleration, not a force. The force DUE TO gravity is it acting on a mass.
#trustmeimanengineer #science
Wife: I'm going to poop and go to bed.
Me: Poop *in* the bed to save time.
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The rest of their attention is focused on telling modern engineers that we don't know anything because Roman roads are "still in use." Okay, please tell me how your shocks and tired look after driving on them. #TrustMeImAnEngineer
It's my first work day of the year.
I continued working on an old task and came to the point of "how did my previous code ever work?" quickly.
Only to be followed by "oops, now everything is working better than ever before and the old code magically works again" an hour later.
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@PressureCandy pato: gran persona, mejor ingeniera #trustmeimanengineer
