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> “We are confident in our law enforcement’s intelligence, and we aren’t going to share intelligence reports and undermine national security. That would be insane,” the statement continued. <

#TrustUsBro How convenient.

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𝘈𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘙𝘶𝘣𝘪𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥: “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘶𝘱, 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.”

—Marco Rubio

US Sec of State / NatSec Advisor

In The Guardian, September 3, 2025.

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Google denies AI search features are killing website traffic | TechCrunch Though Google hasn't shared any specific data to back up its conclusions, even if we assume Google's claims to be true, this doesn't necessarily mean that AI isn't having an impact.

Although Google hasn't provided specific data to support its claims, it insists that AI search features aren't hurting website traffic. #TrustUsBro techcrunch.com/2025/08/06/g...

Ah yes, tariffs—the economic equivalent of “this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.” Spoiler: it hurts us. But trust the same folks who tanked the supply chain to deliver a “Made in America” miracle.
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