#TurdRUMPS speech:
What he said:
"We are there to help.
Translation:
"We are there to help Israel because I am too dumb to realize it was a setup.
What he said:
We don't have to be there.
Translation:
We have no plan, we have no concept of a plan, Hegseth and Netanyahu have no idea either.

It appears that #TurdRUMPS claims that Iran is eager to make a deal is #JAFTL Just Another Fucking Trump Lie according to AP headline:

#TurdRUMP's puppet master #Vlad-the-Invader's 3 day invasion of #Ukraine is now 4 years old and still going. Despite #TurdRUMPS best efforts to gift #Ukraine to his puppet master, the people of #Ukraine continue to fight.
#Stand-With-Ukraine
#Fuck-Putin
#Fuck-TurdRUMP

Here is a list of #TurdRUMPS Cabinet members - they had to call them cabinet members because #Biggest-Losers was taken:

#TurdRUMPs #Trumpshitfuckery - apparently "a glorious Ballroom has been asked for by Presidents for over 150 years"

I can't find any record of Presidents Biden & Obama calling for an ostentatious ballroom, I recall them repairing the economic disasters of their GOP predecessors but NOT a ballroom

#TurdRUMP called the Grammys "low rating and unwatchable" he should know the Grammys had 15.4 million views not including streaming and 102m social media interactions - #TurdRUMPs Kennedy Centre awards had 3.1 million viewers - #TurdRUMP is an expert at what a low rating loser actually is.

They only need 9 because that piece of shit #Traitor-Fetterman, #TurdRUMPS senate suckhole will vote for it.

Great line from the one and only @jimmykimmel.com talking about #TurdRUMPs plans to take Greenland the hard way, Jimmy quoted #Mail-Order-Melania as saying nothing had been hard for #TurdRUMP in years...