My ex brother in law took it upon himself to roast the turkey before anything else had been cooked or prepped. Back on the bird app, I tagged it #turkeygate. He coated the bird in honey and brown sugar, shoved unwashed aromatics into the cavity, and got mad when my sister laid him out.

Mary O Flournoy

Tested By Love | Mary O Flournoy

You guys, Rachel Bennett over at 𝑆𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑇𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑁𝑒𝑤𝑠 is already on a brand-new case. #TurkeyGate! 🦃💨

Is it fowl play or an early Thanksgiving heist? What are your theories? 👇

#MaryOFlournoy #SmallTalkNews #ByLoveSeries #MissingTurkey #FowlPlay #ThanksgivingDrama #RomanticSuspense

a girl hiding in closet labeled 75 frozen turkeys An angel opening the closet to save the girl labeled Adelaide

Morpheus from the matrix wearing sunglasses labeled What if I told you an unbelievable crime will take place in a tiny georgia town where everyone is really ridiculously into christmas

ET dressed up in a dress and hat and wig labeled "when you're trying to look nice for your new man on christmas eve but you survived kidnapping the day before

A cartoon person labeled Adelaide reaching for a balloon labeled Trying to save the xmas feast. The same cartoon person reaching for the same balloon with another cartoon person pulling Adelaide back labeled everyone fucking it up

Save a feast? Ok.

Feast gets sabotaged? No big.

Sabotage causes #TurkeyGate? Yikes.

More psycho schemes? *sigh*

Falling back in love even when shit gets personal & making it through the night seems impossible?

Very demure. Very mindful.

// The Tinsel Twist

#UnhingedPit #editors #AG #OS #A #R

Meme of A woman labeled Addie holding up a child labeled Jace in a pool while another child labeled Katharine and her psycho bitch schemes struggles to swim. Underwater a skeleton in a chair labeled sheriff dunbar's career

a girl hiding in closet labeled 75 frozen turkeys An angel opening the closet to save the girl labeled Adelaide

Morpheus from the matrix wearing sunglasses labeled What if I told you an unbelievable crime will take place in a tiny georgia town where everyone is really ridiculously into christmas

ET dressed up in a dress and hat and wig labeled "when you're trying to look nice for your new man on christmas eve but you survived kidnapping the day before"

Gotta save a feast? Ok.
Feast gets sabotaged? No big.
Sabotage causing #TurkeyGate? Yikes.
Psycho schemes? *sigh*
Trying to fall in love even when shit gets personal & making it through the night seems impossible? My, oh my.

The Tinsel Twist in memes

#ChaosPit #A #R #AG #OS #editors #agented

#TURKEYGATE

#ABLeg
#TurkeyGate

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In case you missed it.

Shoppers say 'Christmas is ruined' after finding their turkeys are 'rotten' Customers of Sainsbury's, Tesco and Lidl said their turkeys had gone off up to two days before their use-by dates.

Nothing about rotten #turkey? #turkeygate #r4today. metro.co.uk/2024/12/25/c...

#turkeygate

They better give Jordan 2 turkey legs to make up for last year!

#Turkeygate
#GoPackGo 🧀🧀🧀

If Jordan Love doesn’t get his turkey leg tomorrow we riot. #TurkeyGate

Cheers! #TurkeyGate #GoPackGo

Henry Cavill - chance at a nice quiet small town life with a high school sweethear Jason Momoa sneaking up behind Cavill - College Fling who live in london and has a psycho ex-fiancee

this is fine dog - voluntold to save the xmas feast five days before xmas adelaide - this is fine

boromir: one does not simply sabotage the tinsel town christmas feast (and get away with it)

two red button choices with adelaide sweating the answer. first button - save herself, second button - save the turkeys

Adelaide wants a peaceful lowkey Christmas.

What she gets?
- high school sweetheart vs college fling
- voluntold to save the town feast with five days to do it
- targeted by a saboteur
- yelled at with colorful british profanities
- #TurkeyGate

#UnhingedPit #A #R #AG #OS

What Happens if Mayor Eric Adams Resigns? New York City’s public advocate, Jumaane Williams, would become acting mayor. He would schedule a nonpartisan special election for a new mayor, which could take place within 90 days.

This is getting better and better: www.nytimes.com/2024/09/25/n... #nyc #ericadams #turkeygate

#TurkeyGate #thearchers