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* Oh, very well... A large proportion of Don Trrumpeone's nocturnal tweets (I refuse to call them Truths) are probably posted from his golden throne in the bathroom of the White House Presidential suite, not the bed.

#TextualDiarrhea #TwoDollsDonny #Trump
#TrumpIsaRussianAgent

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Meanwhile, in the Lincoln Bedroom, Don Trumpeone is oblivious, spending his time dragging the U.S. Presidency through the mud with his #AI-generated unfunny *official* White House tweets. A first for Presidential behaviour:

https://youtu.be/u-6PO_CvRQI?si=tCxgSiUfP-aYxJf7

All while the U.S […]

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In the Oval Office, President Trump: "Are you okay with Iran having nuclear weapons?"

More to the point, am I okay with Trumpelthinskin having nuclear weapons...

#SlavaUkrayini #NoKings
#Krasnov #AgentOrange
#TraitorTrump #PutinsPoodle
#TwoDollsDonny
#POTUS45 #POTUS404

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Morning, all

#BBC reports "President Trump is considering joining Israel in sending aircraft to bomb Iranian nuclear facilities..."

Wonderful to see how #OPSEC has improved under the Trump regime since Hegseth leaked the Yemen attack plans

#Sarcasticon

According to some veterans, it's likely […]

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The Trump Mobile advert for its tee one phone which, like the Model Tee Ford, comes in only one colour (though it's not black, it's faux gold).

The T1 is the first mobile ever to feature a camera with a capacity of several thousand milli ampere hours. Previously, only batteries were so described. Truly revolutionary.

The Trump Mobile advert for its tee one phone which, like the Model Tee Ford, comes in only one colour (though it's not black, it's faux gold). The T1 is the first mobile ever to feature a camera with a capacity of several thousand milli ampere hours. Previously, only batteries were so described. Truly revolutionary.

* Terminator 1
** It’s not real gold so T1 may release toxins into your bloodstream
*** Content surveillance by NSA / Location services by Palantir
**** Not Starlink

#Trump #Krasnov #AgentOrange
#Trumpelthinskin #POTUS45
#TwoDollsDonny #POTUS404
#Grifter-In-Chief […]

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Hahaha

#Krasnov must be throwing alot of ketchup inside the Western 🇷🇺 White House

#PutinsPuppet
#TwoDollsDonny
#CatsupBukake

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Perhaps, in 2028, we get to welcome the biggest ever airborne mobile library?

You can delivery a bigly number of tomes using a Boeing 747-8. Thousands of comic books, colouring books, back-issues of Playboy and textbooks filled with 5-D Chess gambits…

#SlavaUkrayini
#AgentOrange #Krasnov
#GOP […]

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Oh, look. The demented, senile rapist in-chief once again caves in like a cardboard box fort in the rain. Good job #TwoDollsDonny

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Looks like #TwoDollsDonny is also #TwoToneDonny. What a pathetic clown.

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