#BlackadderGoesForth #Blackadder #GeneralHospital #UAndGold I'm as British as Queen Victoria! So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German! www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderGoesForth #Blackadder #PrivatePlane #UAndGold Listen, just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting, doesn't mean I'm not sick of this war www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderGoesForth #Blackadder #MajorStar #UAndGold We're in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderGoesForth #Blackadder #CorporalPunishment #UAndGold Before we sentence the deceased, I mean defendant, I think we had better hear from the prosecution www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderGoesForth #Blackadder #CaptainCook #UAndGold If you mean, "Are we all going to get killed?" Yes. Clearly, Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin www.imdb.com/title/tt0758...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #DuelAndDuality #UAndGold He's madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year's "Mr. Madman" competition www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #SenseAndSenility #UAndGold They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #AmyAndAmiability #UAndGold She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany and, as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #NobAndNobility #UAndGold If I don't make it back, please write to my mother and tell her I've been alive all the time. It's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #InkAndIncapability #UAndGold Baldrick, that is by far and away, and without a shadow of doubt, the worst and most contemptible plan in the history of the universe www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderTheThird #Blackadder #DishAndDishonesty #UAndGold Half an acre of sodden marshland in the Suffolk Fens with an empty town hall on it. Population: three rather mangy cows, a dachshund named Colin, and a small hen in its late forties www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Chains #UAndGold Well then he's vanished. Simply vanished. Like an old oak table. Vanished, Lord Percy, not varnished www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Beer #UAndGold Baldrick, I advise you to make whatever explanation you are about to give exceptionally good. You said get the door. Not good enough, you're fired. But, my Lord, I've been in your family since 1532. So has syphilis. Now get out www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Money #UAndGold Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity. Have you considered a career in the church? www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Potato #UAndGold Seeks out good and intelligent company so that by learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God. Yes, I'd heard that. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Head #UAndGold I'm off to see the Queen. Oh, should I come too, my lord? No, best not. People might think we're friends www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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#BlackadderII #Blackadder #Bells #UAndGold Ah, Melchett. Still worshipping God? Last I heard... He'd started worshipping me www.imdb.com/title/tt0526...
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