A sepia toned satirical political cartoon featuring a crazed looking Pam Bondi at a lectern flanked by Kash Patel, who scowls. Reporters lean in with exaggerated, puzzled expressions. Three speech balloons: • Pam: “We’re happy to announce we’ve released the full Escalator files.” • Reporter: “But we asked for the Epstein files!” • Kash: “That’s what we said. The Escalator files.”

DOJ announces they’re releasing the full files.

Just not the ones you asked for.

Escalators up, transparency down.

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