#FeuilleDeMatch 17/01/26 ManchesterUnited 2-0 Manchester City #Derby #MANUTD #ManchesterDerby #MANCITY #utdcity

My unbeaten run watching Man Utd in the pub stretches to nine matches (six wins, three draws). Should have won that one though. #UTDCITY

Well, Sky's highlights of the Manchester Derby is going to be be a really short one this time around. You've honestly missed nothing with this one. It was boring, boring, boring. #UnitedCity #UTDCITY ⚽

Greatest league in the world they say….

#UTDCITY

Holy shit! A miracle! Not just one threatening shot on goal, but two of them! #UnitedCity #UTDCITY ⚽

a foosball game is being played on a green field with yellow and black players . Alt: Table football being played badly.

How it feels watching this game. Please, something happen. Anything at all! #UnitedCity #UTDCITY ⚽

Phil Foden's going off?! That suprised me to be honest. I honestly thought he would do something...eventually. #UnitedCity #UTDCITY ⚽

Phil Foden missed a sitter. Ah...I may have made a mistake in betting that there would be at least one goal. Damn. #UTDCITY #UnitedCity ⚽

As a netrual, this game has so far, been disappointing. You'd could sleep through the first half and miss next to nothing here. #UTDCITY #UnitedCity ⚽

"Old Trafford is making good noise here." actually means, "Would be nice to see a goal, innit?" (Joke) #UnitedCity #UTDCity

It's okay Peter Durey. You can say that the first touch was god awful from United. You don't need to be so polite about it. We all saw it. #UnitedCity #UTDCITY ⚽

10 minutes gone, and it's still 0-0.

This has got 0-0 written all over it, innit? (Joke) #UnitedCity #UTDCITY

I might have forgotten that City might not actually batter United as they probably would have last year. I might lose money...Whoops. Anyway, I thought that was a penalty for a second. #UTDCITY ⚽

So, I know gambling is totally a good idea. Which was why I gambled on the Grand National and now I'm gambling on the Manchester Derby.

Gambling is good! Do it all the time, kids!

(But for real, I put money on City to win or at least to be two goals up at any part of the game.) #UTDCITY ⚽