A colorful, satirical Instagram-style graphic featuring the logo for Advance Beverage Company at the top. Below it, in a cartoonish yellow font, is the headline: “Excellent… Now Cut Grandma’s Medicaid!” referencing the catchphrase of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. To the right, a smug cartoon version of Mr. Burns stands in front of a government building, fingers steepled in classic evil fashion. On the left side is a black box with the following text: 💀 Co-signing a bill that kicks 1.4M seniors off health care. 🍺 Because nothing pairs with beer like avoidable death. Beneath that: “Advance Beverage is doing their best Mr. Burns impression, funding a bill that’ll leave millions uninsured and seniors out in the cold. $18K says ‘let the peasants suffer.’” Then in bold: Want to roast them? ☎️ (661) 833-3783 Footer text includes social handles and site info: URL eli5bsi.com | IG & Threads @eli5bsi | Bsky @eli5bsi.bsky.social The overall aesthetic is cartoonish, irreverent, and sharply critical of corporate influence on deadly healthcare policy.

Advance Beverage is cosplaying Mr. Burns, backing a bill that kicks 1.4M seniors off care.

$18K says, “let the peasants suffer.” 

Nothing pairs with beer like avoidable death. 🍺💀

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