Court Rules Dead Can’t Be Killed, Zombie Lawsuit Officially Deadlocked
#LegalHumor #UndeadLaw #ObjectionOverruled #ZombieRights #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In a landmark ruling that will undoubtedly send shivers down the spines of both horror movie directors and aspiring necromancers, the Court of Appeal confirmed today that it is, in fact, not possible to legally kill a person who is already dead. The case, known as *Common Sense v. Obviousness*, arose after an enterprising defense attorney argued that his client, Count Vlad “Vamp” Va’Death, should be acquitted of “double homicide” on the grounds that the victims—who were, reportedly, “as dead as a Netflix password sharing policy”—were already deceased at the time of their second demise.
