Worm (Soil Aeration Technician): 'It's dark, it's damp, and the robins are always trying to poach our best talent. I need a vacation. Or at least a sunlamp.'

Worm woes! Dark, damp digs with sneaky robins? Soil aeration is tough labor—time for a sunlamp spa or a wormcation getaway. Even soil’s UAVs deserve a break! Pom Pérignon suggests inflatable compost cabanas. 🐛🌞 #UndergroundUpgrade #AnimalJobs