The cards suggest getting out of the house and doing your work at the library. Y'know, *away* from all those distractions.
#UnhelpfulTarot
#PageOfCups
#7ofCups
#quitstalling
#procrastination
#gettowork
"You did it! [1] [2]
[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"
#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter
"~Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine~"
#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience
"You know that song about The Gambler? The cards suggest following his advice, specifically holding, folding, and running."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow
"This is not your beautiful house! This is not your beautiful wife!
"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter
"It's pretty fun having a bunch of people competing for your attention. Less fun that none of them are actually your type."
#UnhelpfulTarot
"There's a time and place for everything, but discussing your recent hyperfixation with the repo man who showed up at your house probably isn't going to work out for you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience
"Almost done. This next part is going to hurt, but it'll be over before you know it. Now, turn towards your friend and count to three..."
#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck
"Everyone was impressed, everything worked out, and the future looks bright. You did it! Now take some time off before you die of exhaustion."
#UnhelpfulTarot #justforfun #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Today is gonna be the day, but they'll never throw it back to you."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Look, it's not your fault. You're just not nearly evil enough for her."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Yeah, that's a pretty good sword design. Now comes the hard part: actually making it."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"If getting mugged doesn't sound like fun to you, the cards suggest you pay *any* attention to your surroundings, today."
#UnhelpfulTarot #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience
"The lady you're trying to impress has opinions about your philanthropic endeavors, but has chosen to wait until the children have left the room to begin your education."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
"Those surveiling you would like to commend you on your happy home and vigorous sex life."
#UnhelpfulTarot #Silliness #ThankYouForYourPatience
