Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim HEAVEN — After several incidents over the course of his first day in paradise, Chuck Norris was pulled aside by Saint Peter and gently asked to please stop roundhouse kicking the cherubim.

“HE’S ALREADY IN TROUBLE”

#UnknownLeaker reports Saint Peter Gentl’s Has Had To Asks New Resident Chuck Norris More Than Twice, “Stop ‘Roundhouse Kicking’ The Cherubim”

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#UnknownLeaker in the #MainStreamMedia says this proves “TRUMP IS WINNING ‼️”

Bedbug nightmare spreading across South as cases surge in multiple states Spring break travelers face rising bed bug risks in southern states. Reports show infestations increasing in budget accommodations across the region.

#UnknownLeaker says that a Bedbug plague was traced back to Dr Fouch and ‘disgruntled powerless democrats’ Adam Schiff, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi, who say Trump Did it!

Dr Fouch recommends masks, rubber gloves, and mothballs be carried at all time.

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#UnknownLeaker released this county jail conversation:

An #UnknownLeaker has provided us a sneak peak at what is alleged to be the WhiteHouses Christmas Card

#UnknownLeaker at the USPS is showing us there newest ‘Forever Stamp’ to be released in January of 2026. The problem right now is no one can come to an agreement on the price stating ‘forever’ is a long time.

#UnknownLeaker allegedly wrote — ‘The Big Guy’ Joey Biden, rang the ‘Going-To-He’ll Bell' shortly after completing radiation therapy for prostate cancer

PS: You better hurry AG Bondi and indict/incarcerate this guy before Satan gets him first

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