This exists:
Time Machine To The Present
Transports you back to right now
Where you already are
The ultimate do-nothing device
Users report mild existential confusion
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#timetravel #philosophy #unnecessaryinventions
This exists:
Sarcastic Mirror
Reflects your image AND roasts your life choices
Every morning: personal attack
Every evening: emotional damage
Always: brutally honest
Self-esteem sold separately
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#unnecessaryinventions #selfcare #cursedproducts
This exists:
Reverse Alarm Clock
Makes you sleepy in the morning instead of waking you up
125 people bought this
Anti-productivity is a lifestyle choice
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#unnecessaryinventions #futuretech #antiproductivity #productivity #useless
Problem: Your cat won't stop judging you at 3am
Solution: Cat-To-Human Translator
Now you can understand WHY they judge you
This solved nothing. Made it worse actually.
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#unnecessaryinventions #futuretech #catlife
2/7/22 - Berkshire Mountain Distillers, Captain Morgan's Punch Bowl, Schwarzbier #CraftBrewersWhiskeyProject #CaptainMorgan #SuperBowlPunchBowl #Schwarzbier #MattyBenedetto #UnnecessaryInventions
