This exists:
Historical Lego Set: Guillotine
Complete with Marie Antoinette's diamond chair and executioner's lever
Educational AND deeply concerning
Age rating: questionable
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This exists:
Sarcastic Mirror
Reflects your image AND roasts your life choices
Every morning: personal attack
Every evening: emotional damage
Always: brutally honest
Self-esteem sold separately
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#unnecessaryinventions #selfcare #cursedproducts
This exists:
Gasoline Powered Turtleneck Sweater
Fashion + internal combustion engine
Keeps you warm
Smells like a gas station
Gentle hum syncs with your heartbeat
The future of clothing nobody asked for
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#weirdtech #fashion #cursedproducts
3 uses for Melatonin Coffee:
1. Stay awake while falling asleep
2. Confuse your circadian rhythm
3. Experience biochemical civil war
Caffeine + sleep hormone = genius or disaster
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#cursedproducts #innovation #coffee #useless
