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Loons allow 9 goals in two weeks, Knowles wants to make sure team learns from losses Michael Boxall's absence the past two weeks has massively hurt the Loons defence

#VANvMIN Match Story: Loons allow 9 goals in two weeks, Knowles wants to make sure team learns from losses

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Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

xG Post Facto: What could've happened when Vancouver played Minnesota?

#VANvMIN
#VWFC
#MNUFC
#MLS

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also, there weren't 0 #MNUFC passes in #VANvMIN
but these charts like last night, you can barely see them
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Minnesota snow --
Six zero at Vancouver
-- forcefully Whitecapped
#8words #VANvMIN
#haiku

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Müller vs Rodriguez. In Vancouver. In MLS.

If you'd said this 12 months ago, people would think you were mad, but yet here we are.

#VWFC #MNUFC #VANvMIN #MLS

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FULLTIME

Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 - 2
Minnesota United FC 2 - 1

#MLSNEXTPro #VWFC #WFC2 #VANvMIN

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g+ GameFlow: MLS Next Pro Regular Season Vancouver Whitecaps 2 v Minnesota United FC 2 on March 15, 2026. #VANvMIN ⚽️🤖

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passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

passing xG chart for game

Vancouver Whitecaps FC 6-0 Minnesota United FC

Passes per shot: VAN 4.9-4.9 MIN
Avg Progression to shot (m): VAN 23.7-25.9 MIN

Shots: VAN 16-8 MIN
xG: VAN 4.67-1.06 MIN
xG (open play): VAN 2.2-0.42 MIN
xG (dead ball): VAN 2.47-0.64 MIN

#MLS #VANvMIN #VWFC #MNUFC

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g+ GameFlow: MLS Regular Season Vancouver Whitecaps FC v Minnesota United FC on March 15, 2026. #VANvMIN ⚽️🤖

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Kickoff between Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2 and Minnesota United FC 2
#MLSNEXTPro #VWFC #WFC2 #VANvMIN

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Report and Reaction: Rampant and relentless Whitecaps rout Minnesota to lead MLS

Our #VANvMIN recap, with postgame reaction from both locker rooms

aftn.ca/report-and-r...

#VWFC #MLS

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Vancouver Whitecaps FC - 6
Minnesota United FC - 0

#MLS #VWFC #VANvMIN

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Jesper Sorensen: “Abandon your original objective. Leave no one alive” The ‘Caps: *Doom music kicks in” #VWFC #VANvMIN #MLS #Warframe #Doom

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cue the joke "that match sucked so badly".... #VanvMin #mnufc

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Let's get your eight-word reactions to #VANvMIN

#MNUFC | #Whitecaps
@northlandsoccer.com

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FT 6-0 #VANvMIN

Whitecaps stand mountainously tall over Loons who barely flew above the shitty turf.

While I this is NOT death to the #MNUFC 2026, this is indicative of the gap between a mid-table? Loons and a team that lost to Miami in the MLS Cup finals.

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FT: #VWFC 6 - #MNUFC 0

Brian White⚽️⚽️
Sebastian Berhalter⚽️🍎
Emmanuel Sabbi⚽️🍎
Cheikh Sabaly⚽️
Mathias Laborda⚽️

Yohei Takaoka🧤

#VANvMIN
#MLS

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#MLSRefStats Second Half Misconduct Roundup

#VANvMIN
🟨VAN - Andrés Cubas (Persistent Offenses) 64'
🟨MIN - D.J. Taylor (UB) 74'

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89' HUGE Save by Takaoka as a Pereyra FK finds the head of Díaz

#VANvMIN 6-0

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Nurse walks down hospital hallway with an enormous piece of shit. 💩

Nurse walks down hospital hallway with an enormous piece of shit. 💩

Live look at @mnufc.com’s performance today.
#VANvMIN #MNUFC

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#MNUFC #VANvMIN #cOyl

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#VWFC sub Sabaly was just denied by by Callendar

this time Laborda hits an onside Sabaly who feints a over-pursuing Duggan and beats Callendar.

Díaz did his best to get a chest on it with "Look, Ma, no hands" but ⚽ ends in the net anyhow.

6-0 #VANvMIN

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GOAL Sabaly gets in on the scoring for #VWFC Half a dozen goals for Vancouver as they’re well out in front of #MNUFC 74’

#VANvMIN
#MLS

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That makes six. Do I hear seven goals? #VANvMIN

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70' HUGE leg save by Callender

would he say, "Best I Ever Had"?
probably not

5-0 #VANvMIN

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62' Bongi slips a through ball to Pereyra, who misses but was well-marked like my rough drafts

5-0 #VANvMIN

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58' a nice #MNUFC service to the far post & Yeboah gets a head on it, then puts the rebound back with his foot.

Takaoka makes a diving save on the first -- and Yeboah's putback SuRpRiSe goes into the #VWFC GK as well

5-0 #VANvMIN

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Everything about the last two matches has been Heath era vibes. Pispoor passing/turning, dribbling in the box agains better pressing teams, maddeningly incoherent subs, and Trapp is captain. #MNUFC #VANvMIN #cOyl

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GOAL A Brace for Brian White.

White scores from the spot. Five #MLS goals for White this season. 5-0 Caps. 54’

It’s all gone wrong for #MNUFC

#VANvMIN
#MLS

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Get the new graphic ready, @couchultras.bsky.social
5-0 #VWFC vs #MNUFC '53
#VANvMIN (we'll just ignore the last #concachampions match)

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