TXT Exchange from January 2, 2016: "How are things going Jon?" "We need every swinging dick here now!!!!!"
≎ I'll note that Ritzy himself originally sent out a call for "every swinging 🍆" but he was so angry and ungrateful when people heeded the call. #Cosplaytriot #FailQaeda #VanillaIS
≎ 10yr anniversary re-meme-berance of the #Cosplaytriot #VanillaIS takeover of a bird sanctuary. They brought guns and ammo but forgot snacks and begged for people to send some. They got "gummy dicks," sex toys, and a 55-gallon drum of lube.
Mr. Ritzheimer here made a video to complain about it.
¨ Not exactly a #TwitpicTuesday rescue, but still marking the 10th anniversary of the #FailQaeda #VanillaIS takeover of a bird sanctuary by heavily-armed #Cosplaytriot types.
The same variety of clown is now perpetrating (not resisting) tyranny in Minneapolis.
www.flickr.com/photos/jym/2...
≖ 10 years ago, some "sovereign citizens" bravely drew their weapons at field biologists to take over a wildlife refuge, but forgot to bring snacks. This guy hid under a tarp until the media showed up.
Alt-Text: "I have a blue tarp of invisibility. None of them can see me."
#FailQaeda #VanillaIS
The cosplaytriot Bundy Bunch (who did that daring armed takeover of a bird sanctuary a few years back) carries around a "Pocket Constitution" annotated with sovereign citizen and a grab bag of Mormon theology. They have their own answers to what the Constitution even says. #VanillaIS #YallQaeda
#J6 Blessings to St. Pee-Wee, we're celebrating January 6th with "At-Large Marge" trending. (Marjorie Traitor Greene)
(Also sorta the anniversary of the Malheur occupation, and Ammon Bundy is currently on the lam for more of his crimes. Please send snacks. #VanillaIS)
✉️ God told me to lead an armed takeover of the U. S. Mailbox on the corner. No brilliant Portland jury would find me guilty. #VanillaIS
⚠ People sent them sex toys and lube, so this #cosplaytriot found religion, which he calls "the Spirt." #VanillaIS https://t.co/KQOPG6zI4l
☼ The best thing you'll read about the #VanillaIS #cosplaytriot nonsense so far: www.kcet.org/news/redefine/rewild/com...
¨ The #FailQaeda/#VanillaIS clowns want snacks, but I'd rather feed the birds: https://flic.kr/p/CrXfe3
