DVD case for Columbo Season One

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bob 's burgers says that it was a lot of work Alt: bob 's burgers says that it was a lot of work so many emails

Finally got access to my mother's email and, y'all, I did not come by my fastidious email habits from her. So. Many. Emails. OVER 12K! #VeryLocalNews

a large bear is standing in a pool of water . Alt: A person wearing a ghillie suit dancing in the water

Just taught my very not online coworker about "be the cryptid you wish to see in the world." (I had told him I was thinking of giving up project management and that "bog witch" might be my new career goal.) #VeryLocalNews

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At the grocery store last night, a little kid (like 4 maybe?) called me an "old lady." Ouch. #VeryLocalNews

me, jokingly to my therapist: so can you fix me?
him, in the same spirit: I can't fix you, but I can come along for the shit show

I CACKLED

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a black and white photo of a raccoon with its eyes glowing Alt: a black and white photo of a raccoon with its eyes glowing

Wearing my Authors Against Book Bans hoodie today...

...because I got something on my Man City one (that I had worn for 4 days in a row).

I'm such a cliche middle aged dude curmudgeon bachelor. I think about dating sometimes, but I'm so fucking feral at this point.

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a cartoon duck is hanging upside down on a beach . Alt: Psyduck is flexing its biceps.

I'm officially graduated from physical therapy. Still have months of home exercise ahead of me, but no more paying for the privilege. (I'll miss my PT and talking Premier League Football with him, but that's it.) #VeryLocalNews

bugs bunny is shown flexing his muscles in a cartoon Alt: Bugs Bunny flexes his bicep only to have it since below his arm. He looks shocked but then he pushes his bicep so it swings back and forth.

Soooooooo sore after PT last night, but that's what happens when you get stronger... the physical therapist laughs an evil laugh, gives you a heavier weight and/or a stronger exercise band, and then says "three sets of ten." #VeryLocalNews

I bought a fancy new duvet and duvet cover, but the cover is a color I don't like so I want to return it. Since I opened it, they won't take it back - instead, I'm supposed to donate it to Goodwill or a shelter or something and THEN they'll give me my money back. I like this. A lot. #VeryLocalNews

a cartoon of a bottle of covid-19 vaccine with arms and legs Alt: a cartoon of a dancing bottle of covid-19 vaccine with arms and legs with the words "getting the shot"

I'll be cleared to drive as of Thursday. What's the first thing I set up for after? Vaccines, baby. #VeryLocalNews

I'm wearing jewelry today!!!!! I put on a necklace and earrings for the first time since August 27!!!! #ShoulderSurgery #VeryLocalNews

Bicep curls with a THREE POUND DUMBELL 💪 at PT tonight. #VeryLocalNews

two squirrels are standing next to each other in a cartoon . Alt: two squirrels are standing next to each other in a cartoon as one sweeps dust under a carpet

Dusted & vacuumed this weekend (1st time since surgery). Still coughing from all the dust, though I'm feeling a lot better. No idea how many times I had to empty my stick vac & the battery ran out before I finished. There was about a cat's worth of fur when I was done. #VeryLocalNews

a dumpster is on fire in a flooded area with the words " going thru the day like " below it Alt: a dumpster is on fire in a flooded area with the words " going thru the day like " below it

Thing I said to my therapist today: I'm a disaster bisexual so I tend to write a lot of disaster bisexuals. #VeryLocalNews

Who knew having a hurt ankle and not being able to go anywhere would make me get so stir crazy? Enjoy the second edition of the Rhodes report 📰🗞️ a random newspaper for our household lol 🤣 #VeryLocalNews #WhoCares #RealNews #ItsFallYall

I'm thinking about getting into Premier League football. Trying to decide which team to back. Based on mascot, Its Sheffield Wednesday hands down. But based on the handsomeness of the manager, have to go with Manchester City. #VeryLocalNews

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Good thing I’d just ordered a DRM-free version of a history of the IAEA 🤷‍♀️. #VeryLocalNews 📚

Drinking more regular water to try to save a little money, but I'm so used to flavor after drinking nothing but flavored seltzer for years now... so I bought some limes to help me get over the whole stillness thing. #VeryLocalNews

Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him BOSTON—Saying he was more than willing to go along with the request to avoid conflict, local internet user Dan Filmeyer reportedly clicked a box to allow all cookies Thursday so the website he was bro...

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Area Man Forges Ahead In Pursuit Of Numbness With Third Slice Of Pie SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Sources marveled at the single-mindedness and robotic efficiency with which area man Maxwell DiLuzio raised and lowered his pastry-laden fork Thursday, reporting that nothing could dete...

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Tried the local pastel de nata, can live w/o going back for more #VeryLocalNews

Elderly Man Sets Sights On Big Chair READING, PA—With a look of hardened resolve crossing the man’s face as he discovered the large recliner was unoccupied, witnesses confirmed Wednesday that local elderly resident Robert Delacio had set...

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For my followers who fall in the intersection of "live near a Wegmans" and "drink flavored seltzer", the Wegmans' seasonal flavor - cranberry apple - is exceptional. #VeryLocalNews

I mostly don't mind when book marketers follow me, but when it looks scammy as all fuck, I block. Seriously... you think they'd make an effort to look at least a little real. #Musings #VeryLocalNews #WritingCommunity #romancelandia

I changed the old litter boxes for new and got all the related garbage and recycling out. Feeling very accomplished. (Just don't look at the rest of the projects I haven't even started.) #VeryLocalNews

I have been Very Grown Up this weekend. I just checked to see if my snowblower starts (it does) and also I put snow stakes out along the side of the driveway and the front walk in case I end up wanting to pay someone else to clear my snow. #VeryLocalNews

Did something today that I really should have done 5 years ago (and every day since). Measured some windows in my house and then ordered curtain rods and curtains. #VeryLocalNews

Consuming assorted frozen odds & ends to make way for pending leftovers.

In related news, it’s clearly time to buy some masking tape again.

Also thinking persimmons could be successfully marketed as “Forever Fruit.”
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I just burned myself on my curling iron. <mild weeping> #VeryLocalNews