An illustration of Captain Vimes from the series 'Guards Guards!' by Terry Pratchett, Vetinari, and Sybil Ramkin. It shows Vimes lighting a cigar with a slightly strained expression, as if he is harboring something heavy. Above him, Vetinari and Sybil look at Vimes with softness. At the top is a silhouette of Ankh Morpork.

its a heavy burden, having a heart as big as a city. and heavier still when it loves you back
+ #discworld + #samvimes + #vetinari + #sybilramkin

Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because he has found a most eloquent way of saying:

fuck around and find out

#gnuterrypratchett #discworld #vetinari #goingpostal #freedom #consequences #booksky #fafo

#Athene approves

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🫵❤️‍🔥💞🕉️👨‍🎤🐺

youtu.be/0rb0aQj3wZo?...

Statue or no
Shepherd?

I'm a #goose booer

@cornduck3.bsky.social

#dukeofbluesky
#worldwide #blueskiesparty

Vote!

#vetinari style

#haha #hoho #booksky

VLC Media Player brings Dark Mode with 3.0.23 Vetinari Update (Download) Can't access the VLC (Videolan) website? Here are the direct download links. Also, check out the alternatives.

Download VLC 3.0.23 Vetinari with Windows ARM64 support, Dark Mode for Windows and Linux, enhanced codec support, and important security fixes to the world's most popular free media player.
#VLC #MediaPlayer, #Vetinari #DarkMode

#discworld #vetinari #lorddowney #nightwatch

#discworld #nightwatch #vetinari #lorddowney

#discworld #menatarms #vimes #vetinari #vetvimes

#discworld #vimes #vetinari #vetvimes

#discworld #Vetinari

#discworld #Vetinari

A series of discworld watercolor portraits

#discworld #Vetinari #Vimes #Sybil

a bunch of chickens behind a chain link fence with the words good morning written on it . Alt: A chicken with a head behaving like it hasn't

THE WORLD IS WEIRD AND YOU EXIST

#BLUESKY

thanks for sharing. No, I'm being genuine. It's alright over here. Beats money grubbing algorithms every time 😇🏴‍☠️🎶

#vetinari #dukeofbluesky

Send me into the bubble shed I'll burst them for us all 🏴‍☠️⤴️🆙😇🎶🕉️☯️💜🦖

#interestingtimes

He's no #vetinari

#RIP Sir Terry

We're all living in Interesting Times these days...

What would #vetinari do?

#taxtheratfarms
#eattherich

I'd be up for the title of Duke of Blue sky

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🫵🆙⤴️💜☯️🕉️😇🏴‍☠️

Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because history is full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders, in the hope that they could soften the blow.

#gnuterrypratchett #discworld #jingo #vimes #vetinari #booksky

Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because taxation is very much like dairy farming

#gnuterrypratchett #discworld #jingo #vetinari #booksky

#discworld thing i did a while ago

#pratchett #vetinari #vimes

Our Terry Pratchett quote of this particular day, because if there is any kind of supreme being in this universe, it's up to all of us to become its moral superior.

#gnuterrypratchett #unseenacademicals #discworld #vetinari #booksky

Vetinari's terrier
#art #discworld #vetvimes #vetinari #vimes

Vetinari. Vetinari. Character from Terry Pratchett's Discworld books. I've been drawing Pratchett characters for several years now, more can be seen in my profile.

#pontpilat #discworld #vetinari #art #cgart #humor #fantasy #pratchett #books #comics #game #gameart

"Any book with a happy ending also has a #Vetinari character making it happen." Discuss.

Well, up to a point, Lord Copper. The Vetinaris are also there because they are so much damn fun to write.

#AmWriting

Throwing thoughts about Discworld Visual Novel in your face

#discworld #vetinari #angua #vimes

Glorious 25th of May
Haven't read "Night watch" yet, but I know enough to cry

#discworld #vetinari #vimes #vetvimes

#Vetinari

Samantha needs a break. Haveline is definitely not a damsel in distress, but! Why does anyone in Ankh-Morpork still thinks, that Vetinari should be kidnapped or married on another questionable person?!

#discworld #vimes #vetinari

Something happened in Unseen University again. They call it Mermay or something

#vimes #vetinari #discworld

Ah, a bit more of #vetvimes

#discworld #vimes #vetinari

🐦‍⬛: Ah, Vimes. I hope you're already dealing with our problem. 🐶: Excuse me, sir? 🐦‍⬛: I need a decision until Wednesday. 🐶: Are you out of your mind? 🐦‍⬛: Yes, Vimes. I am obviously out of my mind and body. 🐶: Am I looking like a wizard?!

🐦‍⬛: Vimes, I strongly recommend you not to move. 🐶: Usually I prefer no assassins near my neck, sir. Especially with sharp things in their hands. 🐦‍⬛: Than you should learn how to shave yourself properly. Or hire a barber. 🐶: Are you sure that barber won't cut the throat of your Patrician's body for a few coins? 🐦‍⬛: Than sit still, Vimes.

VetVimes body swap AU
Translation is under the pictures

#discworld #vimes #vetinari

Drawing by Paul Kidby of Lord Havelock Vetinari from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novels.

Honestly should I become a figure of authority or in a position of power, I will absolutely make "Please, do not allow me to detain you." to be my perfectly normal conversation ender.

#Vetinari #Discworld #Pratchett