That's because the Official Monster Raving Loony Party's vote share is so high, it's off the chart! #VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony
1
0
0
0
Hashtag
#VoteForInsanity
Advertisement · 728 × 90
Stay calm, everyone! These are just materials for the Iron Curtain which I shall establish between East Surrey and West Surrey if I get elected at the upcoming #LocalElections.
(Everyone in #Staines knows that Wesside is de best, we gotta show dominance from day 1 😤)
#VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony
2
1
0
1
If I get elected as a councillor for Staines Ward in the upcoming #LocalElections, I promise to resolve this issue whilst balancing the council budget - by removing all the streetlights in #WestSurrey.
Just think of the tax money we'll save from not using the lights! #VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony
1
1
0
0
Rest assured that my election campaign shall always be free of lies.
On that note, I am proud to announce that I have uncovered the spring of eternal youth and that, if elected, I shall share it with everyone else in Spelthorne and West Surrey in general! #LocalElections #VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony
0
0
0
0
Now that's the sort of spirit we like to see! #VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony #Loony2026
1
0
0
1
If anyone in #Staines wants to be part of something potentially mildly amusing in a few weeks, let me know! #LocalElections #VoteForInsanity #VoteLoony
2
0
0
0