Which orifice do you think Mark Zuckerberg charges through?
I’m guessing a DC cable to the butthole.
#RachelThoughts #WHTPAH
Gamage: “The pinky is now renamed ‘The Jumper’”
Me: “wut”
#GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
Okay, would you guys buy a psychedelic mushroom that causes you to specifically hallucinate an old lady who talks you into cleaning your shower?
#mushrooms #psilocybin #magicmushrooms #oldpeople #cleanyourshower #GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
How many Power Ranger action figures can you fit in your mouth?
#GamageThoughts #PowerRangers #ActionFigure #WHTPAH
Gamage and I have decided to split our time and begin a new podcast called Neandertunes - we talk about music even though we know nothing about music outside of “good tune” “bad boom”
#GamageThoughts #Neandertunes #music #podcast #WHTPAH
In the background a large yellow dog is sitting on a wood floor looking at a hang holding a long oval shaped grape in the foreground
Y’ALL KNOW ABOUT THESE LONG GRAPES?? WTF
#theycallme #grapes #longgrapes #cutedogtax #butter #thedog #can’tbelieveit’snotbutter #talesfromRachel #WHTPAH
…do lesbians pee poison ants?? Asking for a friend.
#lezbehonest #lesbians #poisonants #GamageThoughts #WHTPAH
MUSIC WRECK HOUR
Fever - Sherwyn, Sariah Mae
#Fever #Sherwyn #SariahMae #indie #fuck #rock #musicwreck #musicrec #newtunes #WHTPAH
open.spotify.com/track/4O3KRX...
MUSIC WRECK HOUR
Dagger Dragger - Castle Rat
#CastleRat #DaggerDragger #metalband #metalmusic #musicwreck #musicrec #newtunes #WHTPAH
open.spotify.com/track/3LB0bW...
You ever wonder what it would be like to ride a Morgan Freeman centaur?
#WHTPAH #RachelThoughts #centaurs #MorganFreeman
MUSIC REC HOUR:
2. Dream of Disco - Marsheaux
#dreamofdisco #marsheaux #MusicWreck #MusicRec #music #recommendation #WHTPAH
open.spotify.com/track/6cSCrh...
IT’S MUSIC REC HOUR:
1. Aftertaste - Loud Luxury ft Morgan St Jean
#aftertaste #loudluxury #morganstjean #MusicWreck #MusicRec #WHTPAH
open.spotify.com/track/4fI6RS...
Why don’t we have more Italian pirates? What’s up with that?
#GamageThought #WHTPAH
What if we make a new religion that focuses on Maple trees? Then eating waffles is like the body and blood of Christ thing.
#WHTPAH #GamageThoughts #RachelEdits #Ilikewaffles
What if we rebooted Batman again but this time it’s a docuseries about James Woods taking enough Valium to actually think he is Batman
#WHTPAH #GamageThoughts
A psychic once told me that my cat is the reincarnation of the dude in Casablanca who dropped a toaster in his bath
#whtpah #gamagethoughts #cats #reincarnation
If we attached remote activated lasers to a bunch of bats and created an impromptu rave what would you call that event?
#batlasers #gamagethoughts #WHTPAH
You ever seen a crab try to swim?
#WHTPAH #RachelThoughts
You guys ever thought about how if we made toothpaste but for your butt eating ass would be easier?
#gamagethoughts #WHTPAH #trademark #ifyoumakethis #weget10%ofsales
What’s y’all’s music recs for the week?
#music #recommendations #wehavenewtunesathome #WHTPAH
If you dress a cat into a clown, is it a clown cat or a cat clown? #gamagethoughts #whtpah
You ever wonder what Batman would be like if he wasn’t a rich kid? #whtpah #rachelthoughts