There was a #wankpanza parked down the street when we went for a walk yesterday. Stupidly big thing with a bike in the back. No joke, the bike did not fit in the tray, and had to have one wheel hanging out over the tailgate.
Didn’t have #KatyPerry down as #Musk supporter.
Wonder if her #wankpanza has fallen apart yet?
#Tesla #Swasticar
#Tesla may be liars and thieves, but they do offer substandard / dangerous / overpriced "vehicles". I wonder if #Musky runs #DOGE the same way. He did say that "Every government department is the opposite of its name" now that he's got his slimy hands on them.
Fuck #Nazis, #MAGA and #Wankpanza
#BadOmen, or hilarious #metaphor? I'm not saying that everything #Musk #rat is #doomed ... like #WankPanza #Neuralink #SolarCity #Hyperloop #Twatter #MAGA etc, but fuck signing up for that base on Mars, and nekminit #Elon goes #Enron.
#WorldCom #Theranos #FTX
#FTS
So, further fun with oversized "utes": thanks to @happybuddha22.bsky.social there's a new way to accurately describe both driver AND ridiculously over-blown vehicles.
*Drum roll* #auspol devotees now have the #WankPanzer or #WankPanza (panza, from the Italian for "belly").
Let the good times roll 🤩
