Heads up for people who have had any interest in #WhereIsKateMiddleton #Waterkate and #ThomasKingstonAffair: The next few days might potentially be big/wild/monumental. Saturday is Trooping the Colour, and Sunday will be UK Father's Day. 🧵?
Wow. Reality Winner liked one of my tweets in the "Where TF is Kate Middleton" Twitter community. Yes, *the* Reality Winner. She must be a member of the community or at least seeking out #Waterkate #WhereIsKateMiddleton content.
My poor Papas, I've been bursting at the seams to tell him about #Waterkate and I broke down and told him about the Thomas Kingston affair. William has a drink w/ him, next day Kingston dead of gunshot. Wm bruised. Media weirdly puts out articles explaining what would happen if Wm did serious crime.
#Waterkate is still going, albeit quietly. Nothing makes any sense. King Charles announced a little while ago he's returning to public duties, which makes Kate's absence all the more jarring. Either she does have cancer and is much sicker than the RF lets on, or something really bad is happening rn.
Guys, #Waterkate is still albeit quieter, & I'm starting to understand my Papas, in the yrs of me pushing him away it actually crossing his mind that I had maybe been kidnapped bc my behavior was so confusing to him. Supposedly Kate is here but RF, British media, et,. still acting so suspicious!
I'm a good girl, I managed not to drag my Papas into #Waterkate like so many other women dragged their husbands and boyfriends into it. Though I did tell him about all the other men being caught up in it and that he might get ensnared in it elsewhere!
Wow. Now why couldn't Kensington Palace have put out this announcement a long time ago? This was a clusterfuck of their own making. #Waterkate
www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/ico-kat... - apparently there's been a breach of medical records at Middleton's clinic.
For my fellow #WaterKate observers: interesting.
For my fellow cyber security practitioners: if you need a story to illustrate the Insider Threat issue, this might be ideal.
I have to say Chris, it has been very funny watching men get ensnared in #Waterkate whether they want it or not, including you apparently 😅
#waterkate at 57 I didn't have Kate Middleton reinventing anarchist situationism for a post Capitalist world, on my bingo card.
🤣🤣🤣 I am both very amused and sympathetic to the wild number of men getting caught in #Waterkate right now!
A #Waterkate theory I saw just now: Kate is love with and has left William for Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin. Where this one comes from is beyondddddd me (are people rolling theory dice or something?).
There's a post on a #Waterkate community in Twitter responding to a picture of Prince Philip from before he died, and I quote "Wey se ve todo crusty" ("Wow, he looks all crusty). Spanglish Twitter has entered the chat! 🤣
Is he also gonna take care of #waterkate #kategate?
Uh oh...the latest hullabloo over on #Waterkate Twitter is that Obama just paid a visit to Rishi Sunak...people are like, is this related to Kate? To King Charles? Is Obama wanting to know where Kate is too so he's going to ask Sunak? 😅
Oh my, we've reached the "referencing Nostradamus quatrains" stage of #Waterkate.
Jonn Elledge spot on here
and also: YES a scandal that isn’t identified named ‘-gate’… #WaterKate
www.newstatesman.com/comment/2024...
For the most part I know fuck all about video games, but I know at least enough about gam-ers, that when the #Waterkate theories & gossip on my Twitter TL was interrupted by someone QT'd boogie2988 whining that some video game is making white men feel bad about themselves, I wasn't shocked at all. 🙃
Rumor has it that NEWS IS COMING, so cast ur final vote for posterity ✨ what do you think is going on!? #kategate #waterkate
all right all right I give, #waterkate is funny
#Netflix is really missing a royal opportunity. "The Crown Live: Spilling the Tea Daily" - a couple of people on a fake UK set giving us a quick rundown of all the new #WaterKate thoughts & theories from that day.
Sometimes, when your brain is being a dick and your anxiety is through the roof, you need to sit on a patio, drink wine, and discuss #WaterKate with @punkaboo.bsky.social and her smol dog son.
Also, I’m an aunt again x2! 🥂
OMG, you know #Waterkate has gone viral because men who never engage with royal family gossip are self-reporting they and their buddies are and it's invading their spaces. Someone I follow on more than one platform has engaged with it more in one week that he has in years. Y'all poor things! 😅
I have indeed noticed that menfolk who wouldn't otherwise care or engage with royal family shit engaging w/ this bc they can't escape it, poor guys. 🤭 I have stuck by my word I wouldn't infodump on my Papas the #Waterkate timeline but have warned him the signs are there he won't avoid it elsewhere!
Have fun with #Waterkate! 😆
Already saw someone talk about Kate Middleton's alleged Jewish ancestry (Carole Middleton's maiden name is Goldsmith) and another one asking if she's a Rothschild. #Waterkate has been kinda fun but there's always a dark side.
Die Hochzeitstorte von Kate und William wurde gerade erwähnt. Wie passend. #kategate #waterkate #promobacken
Where are my #waterkate people and what are your theories?
