Spider-Man who? I’m the real menace, trapping likes, breaking zippers, and haunting your feed
This costume’s so tight, even the ghosts are jealous
#Halloween #SpiderBae #WebOfDeceit #ThiccOrTreat

I'm something of a punster myself VPD.

Please forgive my #plagiarism, but I seek not to ensnare you in UUism's misuse of #BlasphemyLaw, I'm just tilting at the UUA's UNethical lawyers like so many disingenuous windbags, and spoofing their #LegalBS like so many knuckleheads caught in a #WebOfDeceit.